So if there was a toy uprising against the humans, who would win?
So if there was a toy uprising against the humans, who would win?
Daniel Young
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Cameron Cruz
Humans have flamethrowers, at best toys have very limited functional equivalents on a miniaturized scale.
Unless weapons count as toys, in which case we're completely anally fucked six ways to Sunday.
Jaxon Cruz
Legos, they'd spread themselves out like caltrops and slowly cripple the human race
Oliver Powell
>who would win?
submissive coomers with sexdolls
Michael Ward
Your mom.
Logan Robinson
Humans
Toys would jist get steamrolled by the fatties who own them
Isaiah Martin
Does Small Solders answer your question?
Colton Martin
>Unless weapons count as toys, in which case we're completely anally fucked six ways to Sunday
In TS4 a spork became sentient just because someone thought of it as a toy. How many people think of their guns as their fav toys? We'd be fucked alright.
Ayden Hughes
> 6 gorrilion dead funko-pops
Isaac Perez
Before the computer era I'd say humans win easily, but after that... I don't know, if you play computer games, can you assume the computer is a toy of sorts too?
We play games with the Internet, is the Internet a mass, planet spanning toy mind tht can go Skynet and take over the weapon systems through every computer that has ever accessed it? Even if it couldn't do that, we've grown so reliant on the computer network that it just shutting itself out of spite would greatly fuck mankind up.
Isaac Howard
What gives toys their souls? Does pixar has some weird metaphysics where emotions grant objects the ability to act?
Justin Williams
The spork was also given eyes and limbs though.
Jackson Green
In the first Toy Story one of the toys Sid put together was a sort of fishing rod with Barbie legs. I don’t know if they specifically have to have eyes or mouths in order to be sentient.
Nolan Scott
Toys if they were able to do a mass sneak attack. Like a group of toys could easily murder an entire family unit in its sleep. Slit their throats or something. Just have it coordinated with other toys to do it all in one night. Then you just move on to the toyless stragglers. Reminder that they have gone who knows how long without being discovered. But they seem programmed to love their owners so it would never happen.
Ryder Fisher
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Angel Russell
>What gives toys their souls?
The love of a child.
Chase Rivera
Bo peep was never a toy. She's a porcelain figurine that's meant as just decoration for a nightstand lamp.
If one person thinks of it as a toy, it will become alive like a toy. We'd be so fucked.
Oliver Jones
toys win
It would be incredibly easy for toys to infiltrate key locations to secure victory against humans. They have the element of surprise, no one is suspecting them, they seem to be near impossible to detect, despite the shenanigans in toy story.
They also have literally ever child basically captive.
Kayden Robinson
>If one person
A child. We've never seen an adult turn something into a toy. It's always a child's imagination.
Austin Myers
Al McWhiggin and Stinky Pete.
Connor Wilson
If an adult makes a toy that a child rejects, do the sentient toys think of it as a corpse? A zombie? An unborn child?
If it was destroyed before being given life by the love of the child would that be like an abortion?
Leo Ross
Guns would have no form of locomotion. They could shoot yeah but otherwise they would just impotently flop around.
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Carter White
The toys can pull it off if they go full stealth mode and kill people in their sleep or isolated