Another High Guardian Space love-hate thread

I can't stop thinking about Rosemary but I don't know why. What about you Any Forums?

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I wanna bang the blonde dwarf, she's the fattest. And it's still not enough for me. I want here even fatter

More people would've watched the show if she was built like that.

Seeing the size of her skirt it should've been.

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>Snapdragon acts a bit feminine
>he must be a closet tranny
>Rosemary acts like a boy for 99% of her screentime
>nah, she's just a strong womyn

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Snapdragon clearly wants to be a woman.

>implied to have a crush on sage
>masculine
>idolizes butch mom
>gets a speech about trans magic
>draws swords like penises, possible envy
10$ they were planning on making her trans in the finale and the above was supposed to be "subtle" foreshadowing.

Alright gang, prompt time.
How would you rewrite the series to be hornier?
Forget plot and tone and pacing and all the other usual go-to's for how to improve HGS, the objective here is to treat the whole thing like an exercise in fantasy cheesecake. An excuse to fill the screen with as many witch tits and dwarf asses as possible, while still having "just enough" actual story to keep it from being only a porn parody.
Whether you want to keep things ecchi or go full blown hentai is up to you.
And try to be specific. That's more fun than something general like "more thighs"

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She didn't have a trans actor so the theory falls apart

Was Snap played by a trans actor?

What is your ideal version of the character
>Rosemary: Voluptuous deredere
>Parsley: Fit Tomboy Shortstack
>Thyme: Tsundere Elf
>Sage: Most sexually conservative member of the group, will eventually break and go full horny
>Amaryllis: The same
>Snapdragon: Timid Trap whose extremely talented
>Slime Boy: Jojo pretty boy

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Will watching the show make the lewds more enjoyable?

It would probably have the opposite effect.

yes

Based. Requesting drawfags to drum up with the fattest Parsley they could muster.

Bold of you to assume any of us watched the show

Parsley's butt

you make a very compelling argument, my good sir

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May I present a side argument?

Parsley's butt in spandex shorts.

yes