You have a date with Miriam tonight. Where do you take her?

You have a date with Miriam tonight. Where do you take her?

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sex dungeon

Mei’s bedroom and force her to watch me deflower Mei.

A shallow grave out in the woods.

Uh I dunno, something like a Golden Corral or something?

Germany

Red Lobster.

Auschwitz

here

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that thing has a dick, right?

>she doesn't get her own short on the bluray

Not fair.

>You have a date with Miriam tonight. Where do you take her?
I can take her pretty much everywhere tbdesu

Home, then I lecture her parents on letting her hang out with people two decades older than her.
Fuck pedofags.

Ground Zero

Dunno, daycare? I don't date children.
Hope she will somehow grow up to be less hideous though.

auschwitz

Still looks like a guy in makeup ...
so ..... NO ....

Warped Tour during the summer. Then I'll sneak in through her window when her parents are out of town.

A movie just like IRL or did you faggots not have dates at 13?

>early 2000's Canada
hop foward in my time machine about two years and go find Kim Pine.
a far superior early 2000s Canadian waifu.

>I see trannies everywhere

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>mom drops you off for your "date"
pathetic