ITT: powerful Any Forums writing

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Why don't you just put the whole WORLD in your butthole, Superman?

Is this even an edit, I can no longer tell whether Marvel would actually pay writers for this

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mugga take the time to read muh phoenix

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It would look more comely in a jar

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What does this actually mean?

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cum bottle
probably something about protecting metropolis, "putting it in a bottle"

It's a devastating demonstration of wit and insight that utterly shatters a godlike dictator's moral footing. Clearly whoever wrote it is a genius! Just saying.

Red Sun Superman is a communist dictator who creates a police state / utopia through omnipresent surveillance and lobotomy that allows him to respond to any perceived threat the moment it arrives. He also feels that Brainiac's action of putting Kandor into a bottle was one of the cruelest things he can imagine. Lex uses that letter to point out the hypocrisy of Superman essentially putting the world in a bottle while lamenting the lack of freedom given to Kandor, which drives him to suicide.
I believe Lex then single handedly pushes humanity into the space age, but maybe that's a different story, I'm not sure.

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>the rest of this thread

Well OP, you tried to have a good thread. Thanks for the attempt.

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Really? I thought OP was taking the piss(and out of a good scene, too)

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OP here, I can confirm this It's just such a dumb, self-satisfied jerkoff moment.

Hey remember how that one scientist guy figured out how to manipulate genes on the fly and could very easily cure cancer?

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