Why did the shrek movies have the coolest soundtracks for a Any Forums film?
Why did the shrek movies have the coolest soundtracks for a Any Forums film?
Dylan Price
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Camden Myers
fake and gay
Liam Martin
I like the shrek soundtrack fine but there's plenty of Any Forums media with a better soundtrack than shrek
Noah Reyes
Name them
Juan Ortiz
It does really ooze pre 911 America
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Blake Gonzalez
How to train your dragon
Chicken Run
Kung Fu Panda
The Dark Knight
Rango
Over the Garden Wall
I will say that that Eating Alone/Starry Night from Shrek is absolute kino
Aiden Mitchell
>new characters are : The Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming and Puss in Boots, plus a king and queen called Harold and Lillian (like the production designers couple)
>setting is a kingdom called Far Far Away, which is medieval Beverly Hills. The entrance is the Paramount Studios entrance. It has a Rodeo Drive area full of brand parodies (Farbucks Coffee, Burger Prince, Versarchery, Barney's Old York, Saxxon Fifth Avenue, Baskin Robinhood, Abercrombie & Witch, etc), an Angelyne like billboard, the Hollywood sign, gated mansions where Rapunzel and Cinderella live, a Lethal Arrow 4 film poster, and a castle resembling The Wonderful World of Disney' opening castle
>there is a villains bar called The Poison Apple where Captain Hook plays the piano, a Big Boy like restaurant chain called Friar's Fat Boy which offers a "medieval meal" and paper crown, a potion factory with Oompa Loompa like workers, a red carpet event hosted by a Joan Rivers lookalike, a television channel called ME! Entertainment, and a Cops like TV show called Knights
>visual references to : From Here to Eternity, Fellowship of the Ring, Street Fighter, Spiderman 1, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Wizard of Oz, Seven Year Itch, The Shining, Alien, El Zorro, Indiana Jones, The Hours, Mission Impossible, Jurassic Park, Fabulous Baker Boys, Ghostbusters, Flashdance, etc
>characters quote lines from Seinfield, Sanford and Son, Garfield, Frankenstein and E.T, a trumpetist plays the Hawaii 5-O theme, Shirley Bassey and Bob Barker are mentioned, a Justin Timberlake poster and Prince Charles portrait are shown, a love potion is labeled as IX, Pretty Woman, OJ's White Bronco and KitKatClub are namedropped, etc
>licensed songs like Le Freak, Funkytown, Little Drop of Poison and People Ain't No Good, plus covers of Ever Fallen in Love, Changes, Holding Out For a Hero and Livin' La Vida Loca
>Donkey sings the Rawhide theme, Tomorrow from Annie, Harry Nilsson's One, Ain't No Stopping Us Now, etc
Shrek 2 is derivative tripe
Sebastian Lewis
>Fairy Godmother version of Holding out for a Hero still isn’t available on Spoofiy
Sad
Brayden Perry
>Asbury : Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron, Shrek 2, Gnomeo & Juliet, Smurfs The Lost Village, UglyDolls
>Vernon : Morto the Magician, Shrek 2, Monsters vs Aliens, Madagascar 3, Sausage Party, The Addams Family
bad directors
Nathan Robinson
So I said what's the problem baby
Ethan Wright
this is just literal spam
Brody Foster
the first one is not sharktalefag
Colton Ross
>it's so good to be home... just you and me and...
>"two can be as bad as one"
>Donkey?
>Shrek! Fiona! Well, aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. And look at you, Mrs Shrek. How about a side of sugar for the steed?
>Donkey, what are you doing here?
>i was just taking care of your love nest for you
>oh, you mean like... sorting the mail and watering the plants?
>yeah, and feeding the fish!
>i don't have any fish
>you do now. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. That Shrek is a rascally devil. Get your...
>oh, would you look at the time? Well, i guess you'd better be going
>hey, wait a minute. Don't you wanna tell me all about your trip? Or how about a game of parcheesi?
>actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon?
>oh, yeah, that. I don't know, she's been all moody and stuff lately. So i thought i'd move back in with you guys
>well, you know we're always happy to see you, Donkey
>but Fiona and i are married now. We need a little time, you know, to be together..... just with each other..... alone
>say no more, say no more. You don't have to worry about a thing. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you
>Donkey!
>yes, roomie?
>you're bothering me
>oh, ok. All right, cool. I guess, uh... me and Pinocchio was going to try to catch a tournament, anyway, so maybe i'll see y'all sunday for a barbecue or something
Shrek 2' script oozes negative energy. Also, Fiona only has 2 lines in this scene
Jeremiah Martinez
Man, I love Leonard Cohen so much. It kinda sucks that to a lot of zoomers he’s just “the guy who wrote Hallelujah,” and Hallelujah is just “that song from Shrek”
Not really related to Shrek or this thread, but the best performance of Hallelujah of all time Leonard Cohen’s Live In London. Better than Buckley’s, better than Cale’s, better than Pentatonix’s, better than Cohen’s original album version by a mile. If you haven’t listened to it, please do
Landon Cox
>we're not going
>what?
>i mean, don't you think they might be a bit... shocked to see you like this?
>well, they might be a bit surprised. But they're my parents, Shrek, they love me. And don't worry, they're going to love you too
>yeah, right. Somehow i don't think i'll be welcome at the country club
>will you stop it? They're not like that
>then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band?!
>oh, come on! You could at least give them a chance
>oh, to do what? Sharpen their pitchforks?
>no! They just want to give you their blessing
>oh... great. Now i need their blessing?
>well, if you want to be a part of this family, yes!
>and who says i want to be part of this family?
>uh, you did! When you married me?
>well, there's some fine print for you!
>so that's it? You won't come?
>trust me. It's a bad idea. We are not going, and that's final!
>hey, come on Shrek! We don't wanna hit traffic! All right, hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Rawhide! Ride em' up! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide! Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead! Make 'em tea! Buy 'em drinks! Meet their mamas! Milk 'em hard! Rawhide! Yee-ha!
the characters in Shrek 2 don't awake empathy
Jordan Martinez
>are we there yet?
>no
>are we there yet?
>not yet
>ok, are we there yet?
>no
>are we there yet?
>no!
>are we there yet?
>yes
>really?
>NO!
>are we there yet?
>no!
>are we there yet?
>no, we are not!
>are we there yet?!
>NO!!
>are we there yet?/are we there yet?
>that's not funny/that's not funny
>that's really inmature/that's really inmature
>see, this is why nobody likes ogres/see, this is why nobody likes ogres
>all right, your loss/all right, your loss
>i'm just gonna stop talking!
>finally!
>but this is taking forever, Shrek. There ain't no in-flight movie or nothing!
>the kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far Far... Away
>all right, all right, i get it! I'm just so darn bored
>well, find a way to entertain yourself
>(clicks tongue three times)
>oh, for five minutes... Could you not be yourself... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!
>(clicks tongue again)
>ARE WE THERE YET?!
>yes!
>oh, finally!
>wow! It's going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on. Hey, good looking! We'll be back to pick you up later! Oh, pantyhose
>we are definitely not in the swamp anymore
>halt!
>hey everyone, look
>hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh? You working that hat. Swimming pools, movie stars!
still not empathizing with the characters or the writing style
Ayden Cruz
Holy autism Batman!
Parker Clark
>announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband
>well, this is it
>this is it
>this is it
>this is it
>(baby crying sound effect)
>uh... why don't you guys go ahead? I'll park the car
>so... you still think this was a good idea?
>of course. Look, mom and dad look happy to see us
>who on earth are they?
>i think that's our little girl
>that's not little. That's a really big problem. Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
>well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look...
>happy now? We came. We saw them. Now let's go before they light the torches
>they're my parents
>hello? They locked you in a tower
>hey, that was for my own...
>GOOD! Now here's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home
>Harold, we have to be...
>quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it
>Shrek, stop it! Everything's gonna be...
>a disaster! There is no way...
>you can do this
>but i really...
>really...
>really...
>don't...
>want...
>to...
>be...
>here!
>mom... dad... I'd like you to meet my husband... Shrek
>well, um.... it's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from
this is lame
Isaac White
>(belches) excuse me
>better out than in, i always say, eh, Fiona? That's good... i guess not
>what do you mean "not on the list"? Don't tell me you don't know who i am? Hey, what's happening everybody? Thanks for waiting. You know, i had the hardest time finding this place
>no! no! Bad Donkey! Bad! Down!
>no, no, dad! Dad, it's all right. It's all right. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the dragon
>yep, that's me : the noble steed. Hey waiter! How about a bowl for the steed?!
>oh, boy
>um, Shrek
>yeah? Oh, sorry! Great soup, Mrs Q. Hmm!
>no, no, darling
>oh!
>so, Fiona, tell us about where you live
>well... Shrek owns his own land. Don't you, honey?
>oh, yes! It's in an enchanted forest abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and...
>what? I know you ain't talking about the swamp
>Donkey!
>an ogre from a swamp. Oh, how original
>well, i supposed that would be a fine place to raise the children
>(chokes on spoon and spits it out)
>it's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
>indeed. I just started eating
>Harold!
>what's that supposed to mean?
>dad. It's great, ok?
>well, for his type, yes
>my type?
>i gotta go to the bathroom
>dinner is served!
>nevermind. I can hold it
>bon appetit!
>oh, mexican food! My favorite
>well, let's not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. Everybody dig in
>don't mind if i do, Lillian
>so, i suppose any grandchildren i could expect from you would be...
>ogres, yes!
>not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
>oh, no! No! Of course not! That is, assuming you don't eat your own young
>dad!
>oh no, we usually prefer the ones who've been locked away in a tower!
>Shrek, please!
>i only did that because i love her
>oh aye, daycare or dragon-guarded castle
>you wouldn't understand. You're not her father!
>it's so nice to have the family together for dinner
>Harold!
>Shrek!
>Fiona!
>Fiona!
>mom!
>Harold...
>Donkey!
this scene is stressful and annoying to watch
Tyler Moore
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
Jack Gutierrez
>donkey, voiced by a black character, leaves his love partner when she gets pregnant
KINO
LIKE POETRY!
Zachary Rivera
gonna listen to it now, if it sucks, ill kill you