Relatable comics

>has sock fetish
>only ever wearing standard white socks
this man needs to live out his ideals

>These snail comics are actually pretty good
yeah, i agree

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she is a snail

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I still don't get why everyone gets so mad about this one.

a symptom of autism is being unable to understand the concept of other people having different perspectives and opinions.

He is. Beer in concept is retarded, you can make an alcohol out of pretty much anything and some people think choosing wheat is a valid option.

I hate dog owners so much

What a retard. Learn how to english, muh slug.

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>relatable comic

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I had a sexual dream about Rocco Botte and I don't regret it.

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I think it's pretty clear part of the joke is that it's a brain fart moment.

>a symptom of autism is being unable to understand the concept of other people having different perspectives and opinions.
I'm surprised it's not more popular on Any Forums, since this board is nothing but non-functioning autistic transvestites who think that every thread that isn't their own is secretly made for the sole purpose of trying to bait them.

thankfully, the doctor said it should be benign

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>crumbs and sauce all in the bed
Fuck outta here

The ones about her random life shit are funny once she moved past her boyfriend stories.

I prefer wine.
My friends know this and respect this.

Some of the boyfriend ones were good though

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Autism is exceedingly rare in women, this board is probably one of the least autistic

I like this one

>jelly donut with a hole in the middle
Shit comic.

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Trannies will never be real women.

>RESULTS FOR MONOCHROME
Fuck.

they've got jelly donuts like that at Krispy Kreme

He's really not.
Acquired taste is an actual thing.
I like bitter and sour a whole lot more than I did when I was younger.
>I don't get the appeal
Is not the same thing as
>You have Stockholm Syndrome
And it shouldn't be treated as such. Why does he want people to be open-minded but only on things he personally agrees with? It's petty as fuck.

>I don’t like thing
>therefore nobody likes thing
Lol, what a faggy psued

>sexual dreams

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Shit, you're right... that's so fucked.

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I relate in that I can't watch a lot of non-amateur shit since nobody seems to be enjoying it and I can't really get off like that

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I thought they only did that for cream-filled. Which pisses me off by the way, the original style is better

I guess that really changes the way I look at the phrase "storm chaser"

I just generally enjoy KK Donuts. Except the ones you get at 7/11, they're always shit.

>Autism is exceedingly rare in women
it's not
it's just that autistic women are just seen as 'quirky' and 'unique' rather than autistic.

it's only when it's really severe that people notice.

>My fetish is so depraved not even I can stomach it
I know that feel all too well

>Why are people annoyed by a pompous jackass assuming things for everyone else because he himself can't actually imagine anyone else having different opinions then his own?
You can't be serious.

Most professional porn is just grotesque.

>Male autist: "OMG he's such a weirdo, get away from me"
>Female autist: "She's my manic pixie dreamgirl"

The one exception is probably your girls who go full wolf/horse girl mode, but even then some of them get laid regularly.

Literally my life

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Cause jackass should have just said "I'd prefer water" instead of being a prick about it

Is it bad I want to fuck "her" ass

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Snails only have one foot though... That's one of their defining characteristics.

Autism is not as easily recognized in women because their bar is so low for social and cognitive functioning.

Not at all.
Trannies are basically like women, but they also know what men want, so they're super sexy

You're on the path, user. Soon enough, you're gonna become a trap, and then, somebody's gonna wanna fuck your ass, and then after that, they're gonna become a trap, and then somebody else is gonna fuck THEIR ass!

What the fuck I kind of gay shit is this?
I'd fuck literally any of my platonic friends of the opposite gender. Doesn't necessarily mean I'd want to or even could date them, but they're not my sibling

Aww

Her ex-BF is awful, but I get the palette issue. Can't go down on a chick. I just fucking gag and retch. Doesn't matter.

every single male porn star just looks like the bald pink dad from the tranny Gender Reveal video

It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiiife

>storm chaser
kek if tornado fetishists are real they better be called this

she could've had a sex dream about a platonic friend of the same sex. how would you feel if you woke up from a dream where you were bottoming for your bro?

Not sure about tornadoes, but I get really horny during a thunderstorm.

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Same here with , all the porn I've seen is super awkward to the point of being almost disturbing. Still got a sex drive, so it's not that.

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Not everyone feels the same way.

Why do we hold onto those memories?

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Does it make you think about being somewhere safe and snuggling with the one you love away from all the chaos? I get something like that.

It feels less intimate than a handshake, no one is really that attractive and a lot of it feels like they're larping attractiveness (ex. Oh I'm so hot because I'm wearing heels woooo), and like most of it is gross dick shots that aren't even sexy like gay porn. I've had a better time imagining the hot people I saw at the store a week ago than watching professional porn.

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so you can learn from your mistakes and always remember to never repeat them

This one is really great.

I literally have to restrain myself from throwing things because this regularly happens to me (but it's stuff that happened recently)

We don't get much rain here and even less thunderstorms so we used to sit outside under patio roof and watch the lightning as a family when I was a kid. So I guess that's part of it.

>tfw I still think about how I fucked up romantically in high school

I don't even really regret it but it's a dull nuisance in the background of my life.

I sometimes fall asleep to thunderstorm audio so maybe i can see an appeal. Fuck tornadoes however. Those things are terrifying. Actually don't actually fuck tornadoes. That's something you can only do once.

I once went at it for about an hour and ended up being late for work.

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Maybe its the intimacy of it when a tornado is far enough away but you can still hear it/feel it?

I never truly understood the terror of a tornado until I watched that one video that old man recorded from his house of an approaching tornado all the way until it hit. It's pretty frightening and the sound is harrowing.

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Grew up in tornado alley and even i still would be too coward to film that closely
This guy would be masterbating furiously to that video

>eating in bed
You disgusting fucking animal

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Alcohol in general tastes like shit. I understand wanting its effect but I don't understand wanting to prolong the process with beer or fruity cocktails.

someone should rape him after he passed out, that would teach him

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Your balls don't smell like balls, do they?

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>this board is probably one of the least autistic
congrats on proving women are retarded

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I just washed them so they probably smell a bit like bodywash stil

its not too late...right?

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me on the right

me on the left

octopus pie

This is more true about anime than beer and I'm tired of pretending it's not

Wait, you think that people are pretending to like anime?

I have never once in my life watched actual porn, I have always just read hentai or looked at /s/. I feel like it's so abnormal, like it would be more normal if I just never masturbated in my life

What an absolute faggot. I'm racist as shit and love eating pussy. I snack on snatch the first date.

This one always hits a bit too close to home

Ya ever think we only go with girls because we're supposed ta?

Bird needs to be fat and in his mid 30s like me for it to hit like a brick

A friend of mine is an ftm trans guy and I am passingly attracted to him, and I can't tell if it's because he's biologically/originally a girl of I'm a little bit gay
In any case it'd been quite the confusing experience

They smell like vinegar

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Ronnie's shtick of being pathetic and sad really wore itself out by 2017.

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>A friend of mine is an ftm trans guy
stopped reading there
dilate

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That's literally half of social media today so clearly it can't be that bothersome to people.

Jesus I hope so. It's all a little bad and that's why when an anime is even half decent it takes off like a rocket. At least half of all weebs are weebs to impress other weebs.

None of my female friends are fully platonic with me.

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Lucky you.

More guys would probably try cock if they didn’t think it would make them into the grand marshal of the pride parade

I was hiding sports illustrated swim suit mags under my bed when I was 7. No. Being gay doesn't make you cool Emily.

I go with girls because I don't find the male body attractive. If a guy had an attractive female body I would probably bone them.

Me on the right.

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based
no, you're just a faggot

Whos the guy on the right supposed to be?

Felt a small ball in my testicles, about the size of a pea. Should I get it checked bros?

A lumberjack.

A lumberjacktivist. They want to make lumberjacks legal again.

I've given up on all professional porn unless there's a gimmick. Just give me that real love for a down right dirty dicking.

I live in hope. It's the only thing that keeps me sane.

Read David Foster Wallace's AMVs documentary. Everyone involved in porn is fucked in the head (no pun intended). Also surprisingly many are liberal Jews.

At least two-thirds of this board are biological women who masturbate to gay men.

My dreams make even less sense on the occasion I even remember them

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Holy FUCK yes. ANY weird bump in your balls needs to get checked. Just pray the doctor who grabs your balls isn't an old perv. Happened to a friend once

Sorry, user. Unless you happen to look like baby Yoda (who's in his 50s by the way), then you don't have a chance.

I hope this dumb bitch gets cancelled on twitter for being homophobic and gay or something idk.

I just dont like her.

what if he's old AND cute

Even if you had the greatest porn couple ever born having the greatest of the sex in front of a camera, you will never be able to capture what that they feel. Love is a tender, wholesome thing user. It must be experienced in your own flesh, by your own penis and heart.

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Are you a 30 year old housewife?

It also leads to more flat earthers. Free speech was a mistake.

The point of free speech is to expose the retards.

Yeah, me too. Can't take criticism.

Thank you Optimus Prime, you've inspired me

those are all trannies

octopuspie.com/2012-01-11/502-have-you-two-met/

>AMVs
Not that user but I thought "Am I getting so old that there's a documentary on Anime Music Videos now?

I think you should ask them on a date. I'm currently dating a transman and I think it's going pretty well.

>porn couple
>love
They're not feeling it either, Optimus.

What else could AMV stand for? I can't figure it out.

Okay, ex-boyfriend.

i dont get it

Nope, but it's funny.
When my gf orders beer, they always put it on my side of the table and my drink on hers.

Might as well
What's the worst that could happen? "Oh no I had a new and enlightening experience to know more about myself and my surroundings, shit!"

Weed is better as a social lubricant, it has less calories too.

I can't either. I know in Japan it's just AV (Adult Video), but Adult Mature Video sounds redundant

The nightmare is being put in the awkward situation where you're expected to introduce someone but you can't remember their name

Animated Motion Video

Lol. That happemns to me.

Someone speaks to you with familiarity and you don't know who they are but you're afraid to disappoint them by asking them who they are, so you call over a friend who doesn't know this person but this person does not mention her name and your friend asks who they are amplifying the anxiety over not knowing their name.

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But then there would be no comic.

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No we don't we just wait until you're out of the room to make fun of you Caleb

kek Foxtrot was great

AIDS.

I wonder why they didn't make him Confidence Man- oh.

This is actually a good representation of dreaming.

Still one of my favorites

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I only watched a seriously shitty cosplay porn once to laugh at, in hindsight it was actually very unsettling. I joked at the time that it looked like one of them wasn't enjoying it but it was more than likely true. I no longer watch things "ironically" anyway, there are better ways to spend time. My imagination does a better job.

lol Shut the fuck down by past self.

I still want to slap the shit out of past me.

I almost wish I could be the support past me never got

and to stop before you finished would be admitting weakness

>I hope nothing of import happens to this person
How neutral of you. You are surely a person.

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do people just watch porn in bed? that's weird.

Do you not cum all over your blankets before going to sleep every night?

If I had a laptop I would, rubbing one out is a great way to get to sleep.

where are they suppose to watch it?

Man be glad platonic friends exist, or the world would be chockful of lesbians.

>rubbing one out is a great way to get to sleep
Jerking off always makes me feel super awake for like 2 hours, similar to going for a walk or jog just before bed. If I jerk off close to bed time I'll ruin my sleep schedule.

wish this guy wasnt an alt right schizo

I wish you were an alt right schizo

This is why hentai is superior.

I wish everyone was an alt right schizo

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What a thread to stumble on. I have a tornado fetish and can't experience arousal outside of the (simulated) presence of a tornado. I only watch videos, have never been in a tornado, and have no desire to be. I did go outside during a category 2 hurricane's landfall once, and it didn't do anything for me, outside of being a lot of fun.
What video is that, user? I'm sure I've used it multiple times, it's just that a lot of my material sounds like that.

It's not that uncommon, when I was younger I used to watch that stuff on my psp in bed and I got so used to that when I started using a computer I had trouble getting aroused not laying on my back.

I learned to masturbate by laying a shirt down on my bed and rubbing myself on it. Still do it that way to do this day. My sensitivity is rather fugged, but that's also because my circumcision was borked and had to be done twice. You can probably guess what I won't be doing to any future son I have.

Fixed this one to make it more relatable.

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This one is me

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Cancelling can fuck up people's lives forever, user, especially the trauma if its over something false. It's not "nothing of importance."

I thought the tornado comic was parody but forgot this is the internet and they probably do get off to that. What's it like having a fetish like that, funnel-user?

I've been doing it so long there, I basically can't do it anywhere else outside maybe the bathroom.

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>You can probably guess what I won't be doing to any future son I have.
Rubbing your dick on him? I hope not.

>arm placement
nice

Bro are you me?

I masturbate to get rid of distracting urges and need something like the thrill of mortal peril and the presence of something massive and beyond me to experience release. I would imagine it's all a lot less personal for me than it is for normal people. You get infinite variety in erotica and I'm stuck having to use essentially the same content. So it's not really something I look forward to outside of clearing my head. It's just another routine for living that I have.

youtube.com/watch?v=Szwd-0tatdo
This one.

Oh, I actually never fapped to this one outright because knowing the recorder's wife was killed by it made it a little too morbid for me. It's a really good perspective, though.

A comic about metaphors

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More puns for you

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Jokes aside how do I stop this. I literally cry and compulsively scream and writhe when I think(or rather forced to think) of my failure of a life. I haven’t gotten a good nights sleep in years

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I'm the last person to really ask about this, since I'm notorious for putting too much on my plate and struggling to keep up with priorities.

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Kek

Sounds a little gay to me, not that that’s anything to be ashamed about unless you’re a faggot. It’s fine to be gay just don’t be a faggot.

So we hate our past selves more than our current ones giving us a false feeling that we are actually improving

>ftm
>him
No.

I am literally on my phone reading some loli porn while browsing this thread in bed.

Homie he has a beard.

Yes but if you can squish it and it's not hard it's probably water or swollen veins.
t. Someone with water in balls who once also had to remove veins from them.
Btw is it on the left side or right side? Left side is more common for these types of shit, right side would worry me more.

So does my grandma. What's your point?

Right.

AVNs, my bad.
Here's the text in question
genius.com/1980748

If he did, he'd be sporting wood non-stop, those are his "in public" socks

Her comics about running into random weirdos are super relatable if you live in a decent-sized American city.

Same here. I have a full-time job, work out, read books, try to meet people and still feel like a failure because nogf. The worst part is that pretty much everyone gives me shit for it too.

All I'm getting from the replies ITT is that much like clowns, nobody actually likes professional porn.

You need to forgive yourself user and try to do better in the now, because you can't change the past.

because it is true

We had "post your pic" threads and half of this board are white girls, the other half is half black teenager boys half fat boomer white guys

They also lack genders. It's funny animals. Don't overthink it.

Half of a half is a quarter. Or do you mean Any Forums is currently at 150% capacity?

I have a weird kink like this too, were whenever a character in a film is in a near-death situation i get a hard-on. Being a force of nature in which others pray mercy from turns me on I guess. I think I'm a bit sadistic

>teenager boys
Fuck you m8, I'm 26.

Read his post again, it could be written more clearly but he has the math right. The real mistake is his assumption that people dumb enough to post their picture on a Any Forums board are a representative sample of the board.

Literally me

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Trips of Truth

They are hermaphrodites, so they do in fact have a gender

Like about to be mugged/shot, almost sucked out an airlock, or hanging from a cliff? A fetish for near death peril?

is it good?

>eating while lying down
What a revolting piece of shit.

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Yes, I don't know how the porn industry thrived during the 80-90 and still exists; mainstream porn is so "poor". Gives porn a bad name.
Now, maybe these are signs of sociopathy, but that is why I prefer rule 34, making porn completely fake makes it feel more authentic that an actress pretending to enjoy getting dicked because she needs the money.

Why defend heterosexuality? It is so fragile, almost like the population of panda bears: it acts like it does not want to survive.

You be the judge.
exhentai.org/g/2160049/05bbf811c5/

>WOAH ITS MY EMOTIONS REPRESENTED WITH BIG CARTOON MONSTERS HAHAHAHA RELATABLE

Mighty Gunvolt Burst.
Customizable projectiles, bland levels because of it.

Nip slip.

To be fair, I don't think the workers are at fault.

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My sister's room doesn't look far off from this.

4channer

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could be a birthmark, you never know

_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______

C'mon, this one is cute

>Yes, I don't know how the porn industry thrived during the 80-90
I mean, where else were you going to go before the internet?

I feel sick.

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At best, the sped-up ads for the porn on Any Forums's main page are comical when you imagine them being set to "yackity sax."
Most of the time it just looks disgusting though.

Mine too.

Have real sex? Like, if they like to pretend that we are getting less sex because we are dopamied-up for all the fake friends we have and the abundance of porn, I still haven't reckoned how but it gives me the sensation that they would be more picky because they actually fucked, I don't know if I explained myself properly...

Not liking beer is fine. Saying you don't like beer is also fine.
Being a fag and drinking it because you think you have to and being passive aggressive about it is gay as shit.

Dib gets to smash that?

Nope, he canonically spergs out and loses her immediately and his sheer autism infects her with self doubt about her art.

Paging Dr. Freud...

Based retard.

I want to fuck that dragon.

You mean AVN. Yeah, that's a good one. I think this is a better source than the one offered in this thread, though:
are.na/block/1267554

And then here's some audio of DFW reading it himself:
youtube.com/watch?v=7vtrjHGY0yQ

Let me rephrase that. They lack one specific gender. Both at once doesn't count.

Girl comedy is just "awkward thing happened to me and I was like uhmmmm whuuuuut? T___T"

Kek. Also nice dubs

That's most modern comedy.
Even modern black comedy is toothless shit, might as well consume fucking Jap comedy considering the entire planet has become as unfunny as they are.

A fascist. That symbol on his chest is the fasci, or the bundle of sticks. It's the symbol for fascism
Comes from that old fable of the father with the quarreling sons, but I don't feel like retelling it here. Look it up yourself, if you're interested.

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find christ

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I realized recently I've never had "love" sex, just hookups and the revelation crushed me. I'm almost 26 and have only had a single not-online relationship since high school and it ended in 3 weeks and left me depressed, and the one person who regularly sleeps with me is literally married with a cuck bf.
I'm so weird and poor and such a shut in that I can't imagine someone actually seeing me on the street and wanting anything to do with me. I feel like I'm missing something so vital to the human experience and I only have like, 2 years before I'm just single forever. God help me, Optimus.

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Hey, I remember these comics.
This is the one about the girl who broadcasts how irredeemably shitty she is, but embraces it because she believes other people are worse than her, right?

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So fetishes are a curse?

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angry youth comix for retards

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holy shit Scott the Woz

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Are those like glorified call-out posts?

on your twitter dot com?

>fascists are literally faggots

The edits are better.

>eye stocks

uh, no. my bedroom.

hey at least you're having sex
more than I can say

strawmen
strawmen everywhere

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzx

Women are considered more attractive when they're incompetent in some way, but not so incompetent that it runs their life or those around them. This isn't as common with men.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

That is the root word for it, yeah.

This. I lowkey want to fuck most of my friends.

Truer words were never spoken.

You nigger thats not what I said.

Are those the wacky lesbians?

based

>strawmen
It's a fucking comic about stereotypes. Are you autistic?

Beer is bitter and bitterness is supposed to be a warning flavor, associated with inedible things. However, when paired with the right things you can pretty much trick the brain into enjoying it, like with bitter dark chocolates that are enjoyed probably more for their sugar content than actual flavoring.

Alcohol is addicting and when beer is your primary means of getting it into your system you're going to develop a taste for the bitterness.
This is pretty much why sugary shit like vodka mixed drinks rope in the worst alcoholics, everything else exists out of both tradition and the fact that its other flavors make it easier to pace yourself.

It's because your brain is still picking up on the effeminate movements and female hip ratio.

I'd fuck em both
>Dressed as a clown I bet huhuhuhuhuh
Yes.

Hello new out-of-context reaction image.

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clips4sale has a lot of fetish material. Most of it is awful, why are humans so disgusting. Reality is a curse.

>get a bro
>still get pussy
Best of both worlds

I wasn't aware being a trap was an STD.

The woman who makes these comics and also the women the second user has been with do not know how to wash their pussy

>By the time he finished the first cup, the rest will be lukewarm to cold
>He'd probably still drink it
Caffeine addicts can be scarier than meth heads.

>I think I'm a bit sadistic
I think it's something a lot of people think about but don't talk about. I once admitted to a psychiatrist that I get a semi-sexual thrill from fighting and wasn't sure how I could handle a physical relationship when I get pleasure from having power. He said that it wasn't an unusual situation in such a way that I got the impression he gets a lot of female clients that are into rapeplay.

You would know why if you knew its history. The rest is just tradition and adquired taste, like yours for asseating.

Dude I don't fucking know am I supposed to rub my dry balls in the toilet and sniff my hand? That's gay.

It's just a neck

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Those were your three wishes, so long nazis!

I think this site made me a psychic

She can still give head, you really thought we'd be picky? She's cute.

Relatable
Why does the spiderspray have a picture of a scary spider on it? Why cant it be a clip art black spider in a red circle with a bar through it?

I jerk off before going to work. Good thing I'm unemployed.

>its a sentence enhancer
>fancy

I fuckin hate adam tots and the shitty, low-effort, instagram style his comics begot. Shit reminds me of the buckley gif where he copy and pastes pre drawn eyes/mouths/noses from a pre saved document. That being said this comic was one of the better loss parodies I've seen.

As a gay dude. I can tell you it's because he was originally she. Ftms and mtfs do nothing for me.

Whoops.

Tunny's great and her art is phenomenal. I get the unfounded hate for a random internet celebrity though, I really do. I'm more of an Elon man myself but maybe that just speaks more to my age.

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lmao based

100000% yes. Don’t die because you were a stubborn retard like so many men do.

>Extra blanket for sound
I did my teenage years wrong

She's got a badonk.

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I wish she'd eat me and make me part of that badonk

How? What’d you do instead? I always have two blankets just in case.

Even when I was a child, girls still felt disgust and contempt over me, now the mere though of kissing one feels weird and wrong
Yeah, I'll stick with what I can have

Things that never happened. Guarantee this bitch makes up 99% of the shit in her comics, either that or they're greatly exaggerated to retarded effect where everyone else is an unreasonable pervert and she's aloof or le anxious.

Maybe?

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I mean, who are you calling out? Yourself?

>I fuckin hate adam tots and the shitty, low-effort, instagram style his comics begot.
Did you hear about the time he got in trouble for stealing someone else's idea for a comic, then complaining that someone stole his idea that he stole for their comic?

>Tunny's great and her art is phenomenal.
They're fun, I agree

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Is Arlokk sigma?

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>getting cucked by a chad 4 year old

Never been to a big city, have you?

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Especially a city like St. Louis

I worked at a gas station during the grave shift, people will tell you ANYTHING about themselves out of the blue

The one about the toe?

Addicts hate being called out.

Yeah

I like snails, but these comics are just terribe

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>Based on a tweet
>That was taken from a reblog
>That was plagiarizing a greentext
Can't stay mad, it's a good gag.

What do you like about snails

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They're slimy and funny looking

Doesnt she fuck dogs?

>like eating out
>gf likes it too but keeps worrying about how she tastes till the point where her lust is overtaken by anxiety
>never get to eat her out again

feels bad

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>Wet dream for Platonic friend
Had a dream where a lgbt friend of the same gender kept kissing me despite me saying no repeatedly. Got really mad and wanted to confront them about it before my dumbass realized it was a dream.

>Mother Kos, give us Eyes

>no amount of queerphobic and transphobic laws can stop us from multiplying
Yeah, I'm pretty sure biology has that taken care of.

So trannies are admitting they are literal cancer?

These are great. Does it update often?

america is truly weird. yes this comic relatable ja

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got me

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Is he autistic? Yes.

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It's not; it's dracula rules

I remember reading this comic for the first time on Any Forums in high school wondering what sort of weird embarrassing shit I'd get up to. Turns out all I ended up doing was smoke weed with friends and post on here. Life turns out pretty good sometimes.

Thanks for the cropping, user.

My first gf was one of those. Get them and get them NOW before they go completely nuts.

He'd walk around with a boner, dude.
It's for everyone's safety.

Lucky bastard