How is Peter Parker the self-insert Spider-Man?

Peter Parker
>super genius
>charismatic and popular
>50+ Girlfriend
>super model girlfriend
>had sex with multiple girls
>the Avengers and Fantastic Four beg him to join there team
>6ft


Meanwhile
Miles Morales
>average intelligence
>his asian friend does everything technically for him
>insecure nerd
>unpopular in his universe, Everyone even the villians perfer Peter
>2 girlfriend in his lifetime
>virgin
>still struggle talking to girl
>manlet

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miles morales isn't spider-man

He's white.

Miles has a BBC.

Because he's just a slightly cooler version of me. Self-insert doesn't mean 100% same.

You got the last three wrong, user.
Had sex. Had 3 girlfriends: Tiana, Barbara and the one before Barbara.
Not a Manlet, he’s taller than his teen peers on Champions. He talks to girls just fine.

You also forgot to say Peter’s secret agent parents were killed when he was young and he lives with his uncle and aunt.

Miles lives with both his living parents.

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Post proof of him having sex. I'm confident that he is a virgin.

>>super genius
>>charismatic and popular
+ Girlfriend
>>super model girlfriend
>>had sex with multiple girls
>>the Avengers and Fantastic Four beg him to join there team

Things that happened because fans kept writing for Peter and kept giving him more and more
Anyway, OP's a dumb faggot

>Things that happened because fans kept writing for Peter and kept giving him more and more
Yeah, the price of popularity.

>Not a Manlet
>posts a page from the ridiculously out of character and off model run by the self-inserting Ahmed
lol, he's been shown as 2-3 heads shorter than Peter since forever, and Peter is of average height, he's been as tall as Kamala every time they've been shown before

I think the reason why people are more open to Miles as the new Spiderman, as opposed to other attempt to swap over heros (color change or not, because this is a problem even when they try to replace superman with another white superman), is cause Miles is a loser, like Peter Parker. They have broadly the same backstory, being nerds who aren't good at juggling their social life. Therefore the identity of Spiderman remains the same.

How is Miles a loser, literally everything he wants lands in his lap without trying, sometimes the fabric of the universe gets involved into making things go right for him

Because you are not born a Chad. You grow into one

Well Peter isn't exactly popular, he has a pretty self-contained circle of friends from his college days, coworkers, and friends of friends. The Avengers gave him shit when he wanted to join, they made him fight the Hulk so he told them to fuck off, it was only Bendis retardation that got him on. The Fantastic Four also told him he couldn't join, he only got on because he was replacing his dead friend, Johnny. Also, there's this little thing you missed from the past 60+ years, called Parker Luck, where doing the right thing as Spider-Man means that Peter Parker suffers. Miles doesn't really have that, his life is kind of just great, all the time, especially since his uncle fucked off.

Beside the 50+ Girlfriend all of this happen early on in his career. If I recall one of Spider-man villians said that he can cure cancer if he wanted to. Peter Parker being relatable is the weirdest meme.

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Peter Parker was supposed to be an average Joe, awkward teen years until he grows into his own. He has every day problems, despite having super powers, that any of us might deal with in our lives. Having to pay rent, take care of an aging loved one, breaking promises to friends, dealing with breakups and drama, etc.

He was never meant to be a self-insert for sexless losers that have no skills or ambition. He never lived in a basement or hated women. He was just a bit of an introvert that had a bully in High School.

You were supposed to grow with Peter and become a man.

>Peter is the self-insert.
>Ignores all his life failures.
>Ignores the fact that Peter's first sexual encounter was him getting raped.
>Ignores he was bullied and MJ never paid attention to him until he became Spider-Man.
Fuck off.

Sauron is not a Spider-Man villain, he's an X-Men one. This very issue is Spider-Man AND the X-Men. His villains were always intended to be relatively grounded, even the original Clone Saga was retconned with Jackal actually just turning a random woman and man into copies of Gwen and Peter.

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>charismatic and popular

Midtown High's only professional wallflower.

>the Avengers and Fantastic Four beg him to join there team

The FF turned him down literally in the second Spider-Man story ever published, and he didn't become an Avenger until the mid-2000s.

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Trust a Milesfag to not only never pick up an issue, but to completely misrepresent both characters for their self-insert magical Negro to look better.

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Pretty sure he's talking about Norman, who found the cure for cancer, but kept it to himself to be a dick.

You do know that he graduated from high school years ago?

Well user said he 'could cure cancer, if he wanted to' which made me think of the dumb Sauron meme. Norman already synthesized that shit to kill Deadpool.

>The reason Miles works better than other race swaps, is that he is nothing but a race swap

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He is what every nerd dreams to be