Why does he get his fat ass stomped out in most episodes?

Why does he get his fat ass stomped out in most episodes?

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Because you keep watching.

JESUS why is his ass so fat?!

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Probably because they want the villains to be more threatening. It’s not rocket science.

Because people want to see that fat ass pounded, OP.

would

He is built to take a pounding

I’ve only seen season 1, but the only guys that actually get one over on him are Edge, Steel, and Jordan. Superman manhandles a group of Kryptonians even.

Also
>Nooo my hero can’t ever struggle!

It's unfair Hoechlin better get that ass ate out dude

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I want to eat his ass no homo

He played baseball.

Because Grant Morrison isn't writing it and Superman isn't infallible

I mean its gotta be photoshop/padding
NO ONES ass is like that

The actual trick is the chunky belt emphasizing the curve from the top; it's like a continuous flex. There are some scenes where the belt is pulled a bit because of wires, and you can see it's stil there and looks fairly natural for a guy with a bubble butt.

That plus heels sort of accentuate an ass, right?

Yes, though his boots don't seem to be doing much, so it also depends on posture, which in his case is good. Anyone who does modeling or has an onlyfans probably knows the tricks of posing to emphasize features.

Imagine suffocating between his asscheeks

Imagine those cheeks clapping back on your hips

>superman fails another stealth mission

Because it would be boring if it was a one sided stomp? I assume he still wins