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Imagine thinking that Bill wasn’t Bobby’s real father
Josiah Cruz
Logan Ramirez
Imagine thinking that they are just because they're both fat.
Bobby looks exactly like both Hank and Cotton when they were his age.
Thomas Phillips
Imagine believing in this meme of a theory when young Hank looks exactly like his boy.
Cameron Diaz
Bill looks even more like Bobby
Bentley Ross
Bobby looks like Cotton Hill.
Ryder Barnes
No. Bill has high-set cheekbones, a recessed nose bridge, and shaggy eyebrows- Bobby inherited Hank's cheekbones, nose bridge, eyebrows, and bowed lips.
Julian Fisher
But he's got short hair and is fat.
Christian Carter
There is not a single scenario - even considering the fact that it's a scripted and animated show - where I can imagine Bill's sperm entering Peggy's vagina, and it makes any kind of sense
This includes scenarios involving rape
Lincoln Wood
Next you're going to tell me that Joseph isn't Dale's kid
Caleb James
Young Bill is literally Bobby’s twin
Wyatt Jenkins
I want you to sit down with that boy for 10 minutes, let him tell you what's been interesting him lately other than boobs, and tell me that he isn't Dale Gribble's son.
Owen Gomez
I always thought Bill was Cotton’s son
Bentley Sanders
How about you shut the fuck up and accept that Bobby is Bills son.
Mason Sanders
I just had a flashback to a thread I posted in 10 years ago where people were trying to say Joseph was Dale's son despite being the product of cuckoldry where some adopted user said it was offensive that I said it was immoral that nobody told Dale and that the situation was basically the same as adoption.
Caleb Parker
Is that why Cotton gave him a matching shirt?
Kevin Taylor
Was that the same thread where some user greentexted Dale's reaction to the reveal, with him being convinced that John Redcorn was actually an artificial alien construct that used mind control to sleep with Nancy?
Lincoln Ross
Yes I believe so. Though I guess we've actually had quite a few threads psychoanalyzing Dale's denial and its connection to his conspiracy theory obsession.
Isaac Lopez
Wasn't Bill divorced and already going down the pathetic spiral by the time Bobby was conceived?
Robert Edwards
>"So, you originally from Texas, mister Dauterive?"
>"Oh no, I moved here when I was just a boy, I'm originally from Louisiana!"
>"Lo-ee-see-anna, eh? Went there myself ya know, had a little stop after gettin' shipped back from Japan! Had sex with a girl in a New Orleans titty bar, Sandy was her name!"
>"Well how do you like that, my mom's was Sandy!"
>"Is that right?"
>"Yeah! Ah, life's full of funny coincidences."
Juan Parker
same head
Xavier Flores
Say, how many days in the Hole did it take to break Cotton Hill?
And how many did it take to break Bobby?
Asher Carter
What if Cotton is Bobby's father?
Hunter Cox
There isn't enough liquor in all the world for that one.