Ave, Any Forums! Today, we'll be taking a journey through the somewhat rare choose-your-own-adventure book, Asterix To The Rescue!
Let's get on with it, shall we?
Ave, Any Forums! Today, we'll be taking a journey through the somewhat rare choose-your-own-adventure book, Asterix To The Rescue!
Let's get on with it, shall we?
Why did Asterix fail in America?
Okay, we have our first choice
>Map
OR
>Coin purse
OR
>Password scroll
OR
>Translator
>no pictures
the password scroll!
The scroll it shall be!
To save time I'll be making this a three-gourd adventure. Also, whoever scanned this has apparently lost the special Asterix Dice, so the alea will not be jacta est today.
Okay, who are we going with here?
>Asterix
OR
>Obelix
OR
>Dogmatix
Obelix or gtfo
throw the special DICE
Obelix
Alright...
I keep telling you, we don't HAVE the cruentus dice!
Well, we don't have a translator, so we're cacas outta luck...
Who gets the short straw?
>Asterix
OR
>Obelix
OR
>Dogmatix
Obelix is great for distractions
Where to?
For help
Aregenua, I guess
OP here, I'd appreciate it if we kept the cheating to a minimum.
>EQUIPMENT
PASSWORD SCROLL
COINBAG
DEFINITELY NOT THE MAP
Who's falling asleep first?