Is he literally you?

Is he literally you?

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No, Tom is
>Spends all his time watching cartoons and anime in the dark
>Has a waifu
>Has a love for video games
>Likes cute shit

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Not yet.

Fuckin' Dreamworks smile wannabe

No but Mike Mozart from JeepersMedia is literally him.

No. I wish I owned a store like that.
Dude is loaded.

>used to steal toys when in highschool
>overweight and mostly collect toys
>have only a couple friends
Yes

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No I open and love all my toys and I'm a NEET let alone a manager. I actually justbought a Jessie toy to put her in pretty Japanese dresses and Im a big weeb.

I waa Sid when I was a kid though

Yeah but I'm tall and not balding yet so I still have a chance. right?

not greasy enough

Fix it

I wish there was porn of this guy. Maybe him jacking off on his couch with Cheeto dust all over his disgusting, slimy, pre-laden fingers. He finishes with huge spurts of cum, which land in on his TV, and all over Jessie as well, but this is by accident. So his climax is short-lived and becomes panic as he frantically contacts the guy that fixed Woody to clean the disgusting, greasy cum off of Jessie's face.
>Verification not required.

Eltingvillefag, is that you?

Maybe in a few years

Hot

No, and I don't think he'll ever be. Too poor to collect anything

This render and movie were made before Dreamworks did anything relevant

I don't collect toys like some gay faggot so no. Any man who collects such things is instantly a homo or a pedo.

no i have all my hair. my ex says i have too much hair.

Reminder he did it for the money, that japanese guy is the collectionist.

>this was a 30-year-old in 1999