Dexter wanted DeeDee back so bad he got some double DD's instead lol

Dexter wanted DeeDee back so bad he got some double DD's instead lol

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Anyone else wonder where Dexter gets money from.

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fr Dexter be like:

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He definitely sells his tech to shady people. Was there an episode that he actually made something for the government or did I dream that episode?

Why isn't there more porn of this character.

>Dexter be like
Do you think typing like a negro makes you look cool?

Why isn't there more porn of anyone from dexters lab BUT dexters mom?

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bruh why you hatin, dis be called slang n shiiiet fr no cap.
why you gotta swag my hag?

If he makes money off his creations he's not very involved with it. Remember he had an episode where he casually made a major glory action figure and had the real MJ show up to bring up copyright infringement.

And why isn't there more porn of her with Mandark?

lmao y u so mad white boi

stop typing like a texan, you slave. You'll never texan.

Monkey straight-up works for the government as a superhero (and is recognized as such) so probably part of that payment goes to keep dexter's lab safe (and the world mostly safe from it).

Wasn't the whole joke Dexter is completely unaware Monkey had powers. That it's just an ordinary monkey.

However I can see it as a trade off. That with Monkey working with the government in return they stay out of Dexter laboratory.

>Monkey deposits a government stipend to Dexter's bank account as rent money
>Dexter is the definition of technical genius but common sense idiot so he just thinks the 6 figure deposits are interest earned on the 50 dollar saving account his grandmother made for him
New headcanon accepted

Bruh

>Wasn't the whole joke Dexter is completely unaware Monkey had powers. That it's just an ordinary monkey.
Monkey is smart enough to keep his superhero gig a secret from him so he's certainly able to hide the rest of it aswell (and if it all fails dexter has a MIB-esque memory eraser that he can fall back to)

>Dexter is the definition of technical genius but common sense idiot so he just thinks the 6 figure deposits are interest earned on the 50 dollar saving account his grandmother made for him
it fits so damn well

>Everytime Dexter purchaces booster rockets from NASA or industrial fabrication equipment he comments "thanks grandma" for the funds to do so
>He doesn't however actually take the time to call or write her a thank you note, too much science to get back to

Texas is becoming California

Monkey's powers are kept secret from him. We see him lose memory of being the monkey along with saving the world in one ep.

Far as pay is concerned, we know his mom covers the electric bill and is oblivious to how absurd it is.

Probably does small merc, super spy, or reed richard like shit to make bills but nothing full time like monkey.