Morbius

Generic as Fuck feels like early 2000 movie

don't expect to see the spiderman poster and the name of Keaton's character is never mentioned, the scene of morbius saying it's venom is the end... no post credit obviously

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any references to Osborn/Oscorp?

>Snoy film
>Its garbage

Wow who woulda thunk?

Give us a rundown of the plot.

>Monster form is reduced to the background and out of focus
What the fuck, it's like if the posters for Spider-Man just Tom Holland in plains clothes front and center instead of actually showing the costume.

Does Morbius have to fight an evil version of Morbius who takes his love interest hostage in the third act?

>feels like early 2000 movie

People keeps saying this about the Venom movies and I have no idea what that means.

Jared Leto is the crowdbringer here, not the spooky vampire man.

Morbius eats Taco Bell
Has stomach pain
shits on toilet for 2 hours
Film ends as he passes out in his own feces
Marvelfags eat it up.
Morbius 2: Back to Poo teaser dropped after credits.

>Jared Leto is the crowdbringer here

Really? For fucking who? Most people dislike him for either being creepy, history of sexual contact with underage fans or him just being an asshole.

Leto hasn't been popular in years. Suicide Squad cemented him as an edgy tryhard piece of shit.

>Most people dislike him for either being creepy, history of sexual contact with underage fans or him just being an asshole.

You're mistaking the loud internet minority for the public at large.

Probably means "better than most from the last few years".

the first half of the movie is just flashbacks .. the movie starts whit him recieving the novel price.. the he faint in the cremony then a flash back happens to his Childhood then científic stuff he Discovery that bats then he travel whit a machine that can change or modify his dna and then You have the living vampire ALL OF THIS IN half the movie

Wow they really had no fucking idea what universe to put this in, did they? See when you take Morbius and remove him this much from Spider-Man, it just becomes a generic vampire movie from the early-mid 00s

Morbius action scene loses control and attacks some pirates, he wakes up in NY without knowing what happened or how he got there, he only discovers that days have passed since the pirates attacked him.

We found out that michael has killed a lot of people by the way all criminals...loxias and the nigga investigate the case while morbius locks himself in a special prison so as not to hurt anyone

>the name of Keaton's character is never mentioned
I have the suspicion that he was supposed to be the actual MCU Adrian but the Sony-MCU deal and the coronavirus fucked the whole thing up, so now he is just a nameless variant until they sort their shit out.

You would have to be at least 18 to understand

>Jared Leto is the crowdbringer here
Damn this movie is doomed.

They're all shot/feel the same
>Grey/Blue filter
>Hyper-stylized action with slow motion
>Reminiscent of The Matrix, which started the trend.
>Leather costumes in some cases
>"Pretty boy" edgy/emo
Good example: Underworld

And the thing is, the only Spider-Man villain who could pull off having a movie without Spidey was Venom. He's the only one that can stand alone. No way all these other villains that they have in mind for movies could also stand alone.