Hohoho, poop in the mouth.
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Jaxon Ross
Aaron Bell
>people actually stick a probe in a baby's ass
No wonder all the new generations are queers and whores. They were sodomized form the beginning.
Owen Jones
Boy wait to you hear what doctors use to do to baby bottom when they were born. It's a surprise the human race manage to keep going.
Jason Wilson
You know you don't get out much when......
Try and hold a thermometer in an infants mouth and tell me how that goes.
Levi Barnes
Also circumcision
Levi Bailey
>No wonder all the new generations
>Medical literature shows the practice dating back to at least the 18th century, and it is probable that rectal thermometry was thought to be a safer alternative to oral temperature-taking, due to the use of mercury and other toxic chemicals in early thermometers
Nathan Nelson
I thought you just pointed a gunlike thing at a baby's head and it would give you it's temperature. Or give the baby cancer, one of those things.
Nathan Gonzalez
>not just feeling their skin instead and comparing to the range of values you have acquired as normal of them
Normal parents: "He feels a bit warm"
Thermometerfags: "Source?!?"
Isaac Hughes
>people actually get pulled out of their mom's vaginas
No wonder all the new generations are incest and /ss/fags. They were molested from the beginning.
John Anderson
>implying
Americans, jews and muslims are the manliest around. If anything you euros should start circumcising to make the amount of fags you have go down.
Bentley King
you have to fucking relax.
Ryan Bell
>"I'm just a little feverish, fuck thermometers, I'll be fine!"
>slips into a coma because his temperature went over 103 degrees Fahrenheit
James Bennett
Isaac Baker
Gypsies are the gayest speciest on earth.
Evan King
All the thermometers I had I had to hold them under my arm pits -_- some I had to stick in my ear.
What is this generic stereotypical shit of holding it in your mouth?
William Kelly
Actually, I was born with a C-Section
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Jaxson Bailey
>rectal thermometers are never washed
Nah, the joke does not really work.
Brayden Jenkins
There are literal multiple types of thermometers user, using them in the armpit has a margin of error that shouldn't be tolerable.
Zachary Cook
If the Desert Trilogy got wiped out today, the world would become unironically a better place.
Zachary Howard
guess you'll eventually die the same way you were born
having never ever touched a vagina
Kayden Garcia
Carter King
When I was a baby it was just a thermometer in the armpit if absolutely necessary, but mostly people just knew how to tell an elevated temperature by touch and didn't obsess over specific numbers like current data addicts do.