How well would Hank Hill fare in the main Marvel universe?

How well would Hank Hill fare in the main Marvel universe?

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Killed by Carnage in one of the annual Carnage events.

Hank has clean burning propane and a pretty loud lawnmower, if anything he's the last person it wants to run into.

Captain Propane with Bobby as his sidekick, Accessories.

Happy now?

Symbiotes hasn't been weak to fire and sound for several years now.

Are there any Marvel heroes/villains in Texas?

THE GREAT HUNGER IS UPON ME ONCE AGAIN, MAN OF ARLEN

I GRANT YOU THIS OPPORTUNITY: WHY SHOULD I NOT CONSUME THIS WORLD?

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Because Hank will kick his ass, I tell ya hwat

Then it would just abandon its current host and try to bond with Hank with how angry he is
Kaine :(

dangolgalactusdon'tyoucomeoninherewityourbigol'hungermanitellyouwhat

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He would just be the guy at every major fight saying "Those guys ain't right"

PROPAIN

>What the hell is the matter with you? You could be curing cancer, for god's sake!

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Isn't Kaine in Dallas?

That place is filled with crackheads and debutantes.

Too busy trying to keep Bobby out of skin-tight spandex to participate significantly.

Houston

>it's a Hank becomes Galactus' new herald episode

>Boy I tell you what being the harbinger of the planet eater is tough work, luckily my duties as an assistant manager at Strickland Propane prepared me for this sort of public speakin'

>Hank with the help of Reed Richards is able to convert Taa II to propane, and Galactus spares Earth out of gratitude

He'd be happy all the super weirdos stay out of Arlon

Would that mean Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, Archer, and even Bless the Harts would finally coincide within the Marvel universe?