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EVERY TIME SHE'S ON SCREEN, I'm reminded of my middle school days when a CUTE black classmate offered me sex a DOZEN times, and I turned her down because I liked a cuter mexican. To this day I'm a 27 year old virgin, and I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE.
SHELBY FROM SUMMERWOOD TEXAS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I SHOULD FUCKED YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL. MARIA WAS A CUNT AND FUCK DIEGO FOR TAKING HER. CHANDLER WAS RIGHT, I WAS LUCKY YOU LIKED ME. YOUR VOICE WAA SO PRETTY AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I HAD. I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE SHELBY. I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I HAD.
Any Forums shit that triggers you?
Michael Reed
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Wyatt Reed
I don’t think you actually want to talk about cartoons.
Isaac Turner
I rejected 4 black women and have never regretted it
Liam Bell
Did you ever have sex or you're a loser like me?
Ryder Nguyen
How on earth can you be a 27 year old virgin?
Are you even trying?
Zachary Perez
Carson Morris
This is more of a /adv/ thread than a cartoon one. That said, there's more to life than just having sex you nerds, I'm calling Shelby now.
Thomas Barnes
Fuck you dude
Cameron Bailey
Ryan Rogers
A Tale of Two Stans reminded me of the day my brother got in a huge fight with my mom and moved out of the house, and the subsequent years of loneliness that followed.
Connor Smith
No thanks, I've had my fill.
Nolan Miller
Thanks fren. I needed that more than you know. Gonna ignore the chads in this thread.
Oliver Rogers
blog/10
Fuck off
Joseph King
But /adv/ sucks. I literally get consistently better advice and healthy interactions from Any Forums while in side tangents stemming off of cartoons discussion.
Tyler Reyes
Just don't be surprised if your thread gets deleted or turns into a gender war.
Brayden Adams
Loser but I'm going to fuck a hooker soon.
Owen Garcia
>mfw I'm ten years older than that and still a virgin but way past the point of caring
Noah Morgan
There is something really fucked up with you guys
Get a fucking life dude, no one cares about your sex life
John Hill
I don't get why sex is such a big deal to men. Is the need to cum really that dire? I can understand wanting to have a relationship and bonding with someone while being sexually active with them, but just ONLY wanting to have sex seems like such a small thing to revolve your life around.
Brayden Smith
First answer this basic question:
Have you had sex?
Jordan Russell
>not going with your bro
Lincoln Moore
Don't. You'll forever regret it.
Joshua Perry
Yes.