user! Now that Smythe has been let go as it were, what's your plan to eradicate that wall-crawling vermin?
User! Now that Smythe has been let go as it were, what's your plan to eradicate that wall-crawling vermin?
Nolan Wilson
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Joseph Watson
i'm going to crush him with a giant slipper
Ryan Davis
Okay, what if we cover whole city in non-stick teflon?
Easton Baker
I'll use your considerable WEIGHT
Blake Roberts
I'm going to disguise as a redhead and fuck him
Alexander Cooper
Well you seem to have no problem managing to grapple him, you could kinda like, drop yourself on top of him while you've got him.
You might consider wearing a different suit when you do it though, you probably don't want a big spider-sauce stain on your nice white suit jacket
Nathan Perez
>With my last invention! A Rhino-armored-suit!
Ayden Bell
Bold ideas gentlemen. I'll be sure to get my Rhino su.... I mean call the Rhino for support.
Aiden Mitchell
This is a plan to stop Spider-man that was formulated by Mr Fantastic himself; the smartest man in the world, who's contributions to science are as large as his ego, the kind of person who breaks the laws of physics every day before lunch.
We'll put a really big glass on him. Because, you know, he's a spider.
Levi Cox
Technically it was meant to stop any intruder but Spider-Man was strong enough to bust out of it
Evan Bennett
Spider-Man's real power is just that he's strong enough to punch through glass? That's not very impressive.
Isaac Ward
I sneak up behind him and I RIP his dick off! Just like my grandma taught me.
Evan Edwards
Based troon
Thomas Evans
Well that Parker guy is always shooting picture of him right? So what if we steal Parker’s camera and replace it with a drone Camera that has a gun, so we spy through Parker’s camera and next time we see this SpiderMan on it instead of a picture he shoots a bullet at SpiderMan. This way we frame a kid and get away Scott free, well other than the expensive drone.
Ethan King
We steal all those free papers in those machines and roll it up into a big newspaper and smack him with it. Works at home all the time with non man spiders.
Joshua Brooks
>300 kg of muscle
rip knees
Luis Bennett
Why would you ever want to kill spiderman?
James Campbell
We'll give 'em the 'ol Kirk Diversion.
Jose Ortiz
Hey boss, what if you ate the Soul-Soul fruit?
Adrian Murphy
I say we ignore him, costs of SpiderMan killing is costing us more than it’s making us. Instead let’s discuss are more profitable illegals ventures.
Andrew Morgan
Like sex slavery? How much will ass sell for around here? We could lure Spiderman in with some too and give him aids.
Jack Reed
What was your father like?