The fuck is in there?

the fuck is in there?

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It's a package for your mom lmao

some ligma

My dick

a pool snake or one of those balancing bars little girls get for gymnastics
could be 10000 jaffa cakes for all we know

A lot of sports motifs on the character and package, and with the size I would have to guess a whole bunch of tennis balls.

A kite
You know one of those dragon ones

it's amazing how Toy Story 1, despite its dated mid 90s animation, is still more visually interesting/appealing than Shrek 2. Aesthetic is everything

Long Long Sakeru Gummy Candy

What's ligma?

the buzz lightyear wallpaper he switches to

Steve Jobs

I've thought about this for a while. Video games are constantly doing HD remakes of older games. What if they did the same for all these old CGI movies? Imagine if they redid all of TS1 with the tech we have now.

batteries

A telescope?

Long rifle, he's there to take out another clinton snitcher

It's easier to just do a live action remake and try to insert pandering cast choices.

Alot of HD remakes of videogames are shit though.

It's got football helmets on the wrapping, maybe it's some kind of football goal posts for the backyard

soccer goal.

Funny answer: Bad Dragon dildo
Probably the correct less funny answer: Skis