ITT: We predict what happens to the Eds and the other kids of Peach Creek when they grow up

>Ed-eff-tees

>Ed
Works in construction while also being a cult comic book artist.
>Edd
High school science teacher
>Eddy
Used car salesman while also running crypto and NFT scams online.
>Sarah Barista at the local Starbucks in Peach Creek.
Hardcore SJW who graduated in women's studies and is an even bigger cunt than she was as a kid.
>Jimmy
Graduated double major in theater and dance. Unsurprisingly turns out to be gay. Dies of AIDS through gay buttsex.
>Kevin
Gets a football scholarship and plays ball for USC, but suffers a crippling knee injury that crushes his dreams of playing for the NFL. Drops out of colege, inherits his dad's jawbreaker factory and is now a raging alcoholic.
>Nazz
Onlyfans model.
>Johnny
Arrested for attempted murder when he tried to bludgeon someone to death with Plank. Gets sentenced to life in a lunatic asylum when he says that Plank told him to do it. Plank is confiscated by the police as evidence.
>Rolf
Gets deported when Trump is elected and is never heard from again.
>Kankers
Prostitutes and runners of a meth lab in the trailer park. Partnered with Eddy to sell meth while using Eddy's used car dealership as a front.

youtube.com/watch?v=9QntKZ27rCY

>kevin
I thought his dad worked for the factory, not owned it.

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What would the pairings be when they’re grown up?

They all grow up to recreate the events of Trailer Park Boys

They spend the rest of their lives regreting not fugging the sisters.

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Nazz goes back and forth between wanting Kevin due to him being a macho jock and Double-D when she gets sick of Kevin's bs and wants a sensitive guy with brains. Double-D at the same time is stuck between his childhood crush on Nazz and being on the rebound and ending up messing around with Sarah.

>Jimmy
Can't deal with being Sarah's 'bubble-wrap' friend so moves away to pursue drama and falsetto highclass nonsense

>Johnny
Is the guy whose always around and swears that he gets chicks to cover up that hes too much of a weirdo to get anything going.

>Rolf
Gets married to some gal from the old country after her family gives his like 4 cows and a shiny shovel.

>Ed
Too lost in his own world and honestly happy with that, prolly loses his v-card to one of the kankers but doesnt dwell on it. Dwells somewhere between asexual and being super happy to have his friends nearby so dotes on them.

>Eddy
Spends a while being like Johnny but more of a big mouth and little charisma instead of a weirdo. Hits his 'popular phase' during late highschool when he finally gets that growth spurt and finds himself knee deep in kankers since he still cant net Nazz but too thirsty to turn down trailer park ass. Ends up getting one or two of them pregnant and when the kids are born they follow in their dad's footsteps and peace out leaving him a single dad.

Beat me to the fucking punch
Eddy will be on Any Forums all day minting new shitcoin rugpulls to scam anons as well as flipping nfts and mining crypto on at least 10 rigs

Interesting
What about sarah