Be me, be sally

> Be me, be sally
> Be training my whole life to unite with the 6 other heirs of the legendary swords in order to defeat the demon cult
> Some asshole killed, then impersonates a staff from my inn, charges in, and begins to fight me
> Ok
> Oh shit she has the same sword technique as me

“If you were to disappear, who would ever know? [who the true ziyun sword bearer is]”

> Oh shit she carries toxic gas
> My hand’s been hurt,
> Be temporarily muted
> She makes me take a drug that removes my free will
> …
> Wakes up
> Same asshole
> Wonders why she can’t unite with the 2 other sword bearers she found
> Laughs at my genius in hiding the knowledge of the 10th ziyun sword form
> Be subject to beating
> Be tied on a waterwheel and get subjected to torture round-and-round again via the water.
> Refuse to give up the secret
> Oh shit free-will siphoning drug again
> Can only watch as my body forcibly teaches her the 10th form.
> …
> Me be, still without freewill
> Same dickhead comes along
> Tells me to attack the blue rabbit (another sword bearer)
> Ok
> Asshole then fights me as she puts on a show of protecting her.
> ...
> Wakes up with free will again
> It’s her once again
> She still can’t fuse the swords
> Laughs
> Realizes that she doesn’t have the true ziyun sword and tried to get the information out of me
> Tries to escape as she monologues and realize that I’m significantly weaker than due to injuries
> Gets captured and fed the anti free will drug again
> Can only watch as I lead her to the cave where I’m hiding the true ziyun sword.
> …
> Wakes up
> Realizes I’m chained to the wall
> The basilisk I’ve setup to protect the true ziyun sword is chasing at me
> Fuck
> Pass out from exhaustion after dodging multiple times

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> Wakes up
> It’s rainbow cat and blue rabbit, the other two sword bearers
> They realize that I’ve been poisons
> They come up with a plan to stop the progression of the poison before they take me to the divine doctor
> … It’s blood letting
> Can only watch as I’m tied up, hung above a bucket of medicine, and subjected to repeated whipping in order to let out blood and trick the asshole who put me into this position that I’m being tortured
> Asshole comes along, smashes my arm, forcing blue rabbit to drop me into the bucket below
> Wakes up
> Realizes I’m cured
> Blue rabbit looks like she lost a lot of blood
> Oh well.
> Wants to go and quickly try a four sword union with the divine doctor and the other
> Shit my right arm been permanently crippled.
> Cry as I realize my whole life is now worthless since I’ve became cripped
> Repeatably smashes my right arm out of anger at that worthless piece of junk
> *breaks down crying*
> …
> Be me
> Holding a sword at my throat ready to end it all
> …

Too lazy to type out the rest of her story in this awful abridged format but she really is one of the most tragic characters in all of childrens fiction.

user what the fuck are you on about and what is this

It's a show from my childhood that is dark as fuck. It has blatant blood, death and even torture. One of the character was almost driven to suicide Hell, it even got banned temporarily due to the bloody nature of a particular scene.

Nevertheless it's called Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit: Legend of the Seven Swords (虹猫蓝兔七侠传) and it's very popular back in china.

If you're interested there's an **awful** english dub. Though dialogues are close enough and without much censorship compared to it’s counterpart in mandarin. In addition, the songs are not translated so just skip past those if you wish.

*Thumbnail does not reflect the nature of the show; instead that’s from one of the more childish shows in the franchise, think teen titans go situation.

**I know it also says subtitles but it’s really a dub

youtube.com/watch?v=--PeMj3S56M

Oops that shouldn't have been spoilered this time around. This is get what I get for copy and pasting part of my response.

I had an episode translated along with a bunch of scenes but when YouTube did the thing last year with private videos uploaded before 2017, I got lazy and deleted them instead of fixing them. But Any Forums only had one chance of ever caring about this show back when we had those 500+ post threads but Chinese animation was exiled from Any Forums and nobody in /trash/ cared, so that was the end of it all.

Do you know if it's still banned here on Any Forums? I had a thread yesterday regarding this show that randomly disappeared overnight.

But oof that's unfortunate. At least we're now able to try again more than 6 years later in 2022. This show deserves so much more recognition in the west than it gets here

And slight update to the situation, I think you'd be glad to know that we know have an official English dub! However, it is atrocious. See my other post in this thread for more information

honestly this looks interesting so i'll try watching it thanks

It's really hit-or-miss. Some threads about Chinese stuff get removed and others don't. Technically, Any Forums is still for "western animation" and Any Forums is for Japanese animation. But that makes a lost of asian cartoons from China or South Korea in limbo.

theres actually some rule 34 of this show, but its very little. very hard to come by

wtf is wrong with chinks
also how long is this?

Yep and I think the vast majority of those were created during the small rainbow cat craze in Any Forums back in 2016.

So now it makes me wonder where's all of the porn created by the chinese fans. :thinking: r34 knows no geographic boundaries!

The show? 108 episodes each ~15 minutes long when taking the intro and outro into account but the English dub I mentioned above skips all of that. So perhaps 13 minutes each?

Speaking of the intro, here's the only subtitled version of it I could find:

hmltqxz-fan.tumblr.com/post/174572544597/heres-the-original-promtional-series-opening

Bump

Even to this day it still pains me to see that sally didn't get to be apart of the seven swords union as they defeated heixinhu in the first series

So what happened to the fake sword woman?

She died but was resurrected in an unrelated spin-off show. I think she eventually died again but I can't remember. This franchise has literally dozens of spin-off shows. The most recent one was rejected by fans though and I think the franchise died after it bombed.

Since Sally’s dominant hand got damaged and is unable to wield her sword, they kept the fake swordsmen, Ma Sanniang, around for the 7 sword union. During which, she continued being an undercover agent (with her own agenda) for the demon cult. After the defeat of heixinhu (with the 7 sword union) she finally betrayed the group and attempted to get qilin’s (chinese unicorn) blood for herself.

Luckily Sally stepped in, now proficient in using her left hand, and finally killed her.

It's one of the many sequels the original got actually. But yeah none of them are as good as the original (legend of the seven swords).

At one point I think when she was still fucked up in the head she was basically sold off to be the bear's wife or something.

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Got these webms backwards. Anyway, when he thought she died he became super depressed and drank a bunch of alcohol and made a fake version of her.

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Also, for some reason, her tail disappeared for around 30 episodes. One hell of an animation error. She's better with her tail.

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