>Van playset
Road trip movie confirmed.
Van playset
Charles Lewis
Grayson Jackson
They are going to start off in Brooklyn, aren't they? It's probably going to be something like this
Evan Stewart
>Party van movie confirmed.
ftfy
Lincoln Myers
Nintendo despises the idea that Mario and Luigi are plumbers from Brooklyn. They want it to die and would never put it in a movie where they have significant oversight. It's the same as how western fans always want Samus to do actually bounty hunting, but Nintendo hates that because they don't know what a bounty hunter is, they just saw Boba Fett when designing Samus and thought it meant "cool space guy.
Christopher Lopez
But they did lean into the Bounty Hunter stuff in Hunters
Carter Baker
>Nintendo hates that because they don't know what a bounty hunter is
Kek
Nolan Bell
>nintendo would never allow an animated hollywood reimaging with mario fully voiced by a celb
Evan Reed
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
Joseph Perry
Bentley White
Cap shot first.
Brayden Brown
You reckon Peach will get any lewd scenes?
Julian Baker
what's the 2/2
Nicholas Flores
It'll be really anti-climatic if our first look at the Mario ends up being leaked through merchandise.
Blake Cook
>this is the screenwriter of the mario movie
i have no fucking clue how a screenwriter's career in hollywood works
Josiah Walker
Nintendo trying to say they're from the Mushroom Kingdom makes fuck all sense. Why do they have Italian accents when nobody else does?
>Inb4 b-but this is a world of anthro turtles and weird powerups! the world doesn't make sense to begin with
Every story and setting has rules that apply to that world, and things still wouldn't make sense if you just threw in a random element with no rhyme or reason no matter how much that world's reality differs from ours. If Mario and Peach got married and Peach gave birth to a Koopaling you wouldn't be defending that.
Bentley Ross
It's just a text summary of the pic
Jeremiah Lopez
>your slimy lizard butt is mine
Robert Harris
>Nintendo despises the idea that Mario and Luigi are plumbers from Brooklyn.
But what about New Donk City with Mario's old girlfriend, Paulina as the mayor?
Samuel Cooper
Retro studios pitched the idea of Samus taking bounties when making Metroid Prime, Nintendo of Japan asked why would she do that, and they had to explain than that is what a Bounty Hunter did.
Connor Hernandez
>Mario's rape van
Liam Richardson
>$82mil return on $32mil budget
that's how hollywood works