Weekly Any Forums creation thread

Got an idea for characters... a duo of super-heroes/criminals parents, doing their best to protect/rescue their son/daughter.

Helicopter Dad:: Ex-military black ops, can turn partially and fully into an apache helicoter thanks to NANOMACHINES SON! injected into his bloodstream in a military experiment to create suer soldiers with armement and vehicles always ready. Can use the blades of the helicopter to spin them like Grievious, and pull out of him a turret gun as well as shooting some missiles. He's the brawn of the couple.

Tiger Mom: Japanese/Chinese super spy, a feeme fatale in a sexy tiger themed suit with claws made of an indestructible metal. She got numerous gadgets, and even more ways to use them in each and every situation. She's the gal with a plan, but this kitty ain't afraid to dirty her paws.

I also got an idea for a character.

A girl with a split personality. The split happened because she wanted someone else to live through the parts of her life she didn't feel like doing herself.
The split is male though, and he resents her for being lazy, never bothering to self-improve, undermining any of his attempts at bettering their body, and always pulling him out in very inconvenient situations (like taking tests, job interviews, long work hours) or other situations he lacks awareness of (being dealt a losing hand at a casino).
Despite all this, he's very capable of getting out of trouble and refuses to become the dominant personality out of sheer spite.

Not sure it would work in a superhero sort of setting though.

Something for Golden Girl:
Roller Betty challenges Audrey in bubble gum blowing. Basically whoever blows the biggest bubble. Roller Betty blows a big bubble and it pops, "beat that" says Betty Then it's Audrey's turn and she blows a bigger bubble due to her big chest containing a lot of air and it pops and the gum gets all over Betty and Betty is really mad while Audrey is embarrassed and says sorry. The background announcer then says "Audrey wins!"

You saying Audrey's tits are inflated?

You know breasts aren't lungs, right?

The conservatory says the Board tans started on R9K, but I am convinced I saw some board-tans (not with that name) before R9K was even implemented on Any Forums. Is there any other source to check?

No it's an exaggeration when she inhales. He has nothing to do with her breasts.
Yes I know that. But I would like to think she would inhale deeper and blow gentler than Betty that's why she wins.

*Sigh* just forget that I said anything about her breast containing more air. I'll rewrite it.

They were conceptualized with the Any Forums house image which is believed to have first been posted on that board.
The only sources you have to go on these days are first hand accounts since there are no archives that I know of for it.

Don't sweat it, I like the idea. Post it whenever you're done rewriting.

I kind of forgot theses threads existed, I had this idea while reading the Eltingville thread and I'd like to share it here. It would be a show similar to Eltingville and KC Green's Anime Club so basically a group of nerds that are the only people in the world who can tolerate eachother since they're all terrible people. The catch is they're all based on more fringe internet stereotypes(imageboards included), the characters so far

>An elitist hipster who thinks he's better than everyone else. Likes roleplaying and fantasy literature, he's the textbook definition of a gatekeeper and is always complaining about Hollywood adaptations of his favorite stories, he won't shut up about how shit D&D is but it's pretty much all he plays. He DMs for the club's game nights but is always doing something to spite he's players

>A "discord femboy" gamer, online he takes the persona of a very confident C-list streamer(vtuber) and shares his "lewds" with some thirsty simps but irl he has no social skills. He becomes extremely toxic whenever he starts playing competitive games and he's very opionionanted about the current state of the Pokémon franchise. As a running gag whenever he's facing left he's pretty cute but when he's facing right he's kind of ugly. Pic related

>A girl who's a fan of animation, both western and eastern, who's a stereotypical weeb fujoshi and outright pervert. Ironically she's the most sexist of the club, making fun of female cosplayers for their bodytypes and costume quality, always questioning other girls nerdyness, the type who'd spend hours bullying people like Pixyteri. Her personality and the guys high standards are the reason why the rest of the club doesn't simp after her

Any ideas for a comic book fan and a film buff?

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There should be a guy who goes around yelling "World Star Hip-Hop" at random people and records the ensuing chaos on his phone.