Has an existential crisis over being give a genuine compliment

>Has an existential crisis over being give a genuine compliment.
Yeah, I can tell this was written by a Millennial, lol.

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I once looked at my asshole in the mirror. It was weird.

I can tell you are also a Millennial.

I don't get it user

The same crowd that chases trophies in video games. Their parents never gave them enough attention. They're constantly searching for validation.

>>Has an existential crisis over being give a genuine compliment.
Any man ever?

>The same crowd that chases trophies in video games
Fuck you I feel called out

Emotional neglect is a painful thing. My bara fetish that resulted plagues even my straight married ass.

Woman hands made this thread

Wait. Explain how you have both a straight marriage and a bara fetish. How does that work and what complications arise?

Do you like being with your wife sexually? Like how does that all work?

user he's a canine. It's a joke. Dogs like being called good boys.

He has a praise kink.

Damn your wife must be BUSTED

I wish he would come back and share lol.

achievements are zoomer era

I remember getting complimented once by a girl I didn't know. It's depressing that it's become such a stand-out memory for me.

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I hope they include his muscle growth segment in the book

A kind older woman helped me out once, when she touched me I felt what they call butterflies in my stomach and thought about it for the rest of the day

You're either a coddled only child or a bitter Gen Xer who thinks anyone younger than them got special treatment. Well guess what? You're just like your parents except less succesful.

Bough the first three books, gave one to my nephew to help him read.

These stories are hilarious.