I hate this fucking show

I hate this fucking show.
Every single spider person and side character is a science geek at an exclusive smart kids school
Black Cat is a hag
Mary Jane is a Tomboy
And black widow has that ugly side cut.
This show can’t get one thing right.

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>Black Cat is a hag

Eh? She only looked slightly older than Peter, like early 20s. It's literally what Spectacular Spider-Man also did, but without the sexual tension.

>Mary Jane is a Tomboy

She's sporty, it doesn't make her a tomboy. Also, it's a better change than making her Lois Lane again.

The show is pretty bad overall, but some of your complaints about it are weird and nitpicky.

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>but some of your complaints about it are weird and nitpicky.
You call it nitpicking, I call it shitpicking.

didn't ask

>Black cat is a hag
>hungry predatory older female who chases a younger spider man
How is this bad?

The show had genuine flaws beyond not making OP's dick hard. The poor animation and lack of shading defeat the purpose of having stylized designs. Peter's involvement with Horizon puts him directly in Spider-Man business and eliminates the point of him having a double life beyond the contrived Harry Osborn drama from season 1. They really don't know what to do with the Spider-Friends, and they're already a shit concept.

There is no story or theme direction at all, trying to focus on science in one season, then the next ignoring it for more adaptations of Slott shit, including Superior Spider-Man, whic overstays its welcome despite Otto himself being one of the better characters.

The third season was the worst, though. It's supposed to be Maximum Venom, but only three episodes out of six are about symbiotes. Mary Jane being okay herself, but also being introduced in the final, shortened season, so her romance with Peter is rushed and barely developed. Ending the series unresolved plot points for some fucking reason.

Someone post the edit

I get it user miles has literally ruined EVERY spider thing from now to eternity. Just do what I do and never pay them for anything miles is in

can somebody edit clavage on her

Even if all of that is true, guys like OP make it next to impossible to separate any legitimate criticism from the bitch made whining.

It's weird...have we ever gotten an adapatatiom with a genuinely shitty Doc Ock? Granted, I wasn't a fan of the Spectacular one but he got better at the end.

Where are the fucking shadows?

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Remember kids; "its bad because I cant jerk off to it" is not a valid criticism

Unless it's porn or some fan service-y stuff meant for jerking off.

Maybe in some obscure video game or pre-90s cartoon.

I'm pretty sure most of the people who would like this show are coomers, same with DC Superhero Girls and TTG.

Dunno it seems this show managed to piss off even that audience.

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She's one of the few good things of the show. Too bad there wasn't an arc like Firestar (even as a nod to Earth-1610, Earth-41609 & Earth-81122)

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thank you

why are the colors so flat? this show looks atrocious

They had some cute girls, but nothing necessarily coomer-friendly.

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