Why doesn’t she have a normie Steve Trevor type for me to self insert as? Preferably a fat old guy

Why doesn’t she have a normie Steve Trevor type for me to self insert as? Preferably a fat old guy

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how about a nerdy girl?

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that'd be fucking stupid.

supergirl should date some dorky fat dweeb with a heart of gold so she can say "I don't need X-ray Vision to see your inner self."

something to get all the rusty browns of the world dropping their allowance on floppies.

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You will never have sex.

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Too much of a whore

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She should date a black guy. Power Girl loves black guys, why wouldn’t supergirl?

She did. In fact, he was the last prime she dated. His name is Ben Rubel.

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Pic is them on the beach, post-coitus.

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Is Supergirl as bland a character as Any Forums makes her out to be?

She did with two black guys.
One was a guy name Benjamin Rubel. Another was a teen in a wheelchair.

>post-coitus
Your headcanon isn't reality, blackedfag

pretend the nu52 is still a thing and you can self-insert as a black kid in a wheel chair

Sorry redditor I hate faggots and so do normal people everywhere

What a horrible combination
Low int and agi plus you have the inhuman rage trait

You're just bad at it. But it's ok, first-timer

Are those portraits real? Because they shouldn't be but so much of the page is entirely dedicated to that. Holy cringe

Only if she gets fat

yeah sure man im down for that

Fatter or thinner than the fat dweeb

Cope

>that's the best he could come up with in 10 minutes
I won.

Cope

You lost.

Cope dude
Cope cope cope

No woman wants to be with a guy who makes her feel like the man in the relationship

Say that to my mom

m.imgur.com/a/6acjTV1
Just Read this super girls secret service

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Because she's dating a horse, instead
What?

Meme

God. Who remembers begging for Zor-El to come back for YEARS back in the day? Then DC actually brought her back and turned her to shit.

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She looks cute, I wanna cuddle her

noice

Most big name female heroes are boring including Diana.

No, Supergirl's problems is that comic writers can't commit to a clear personality for her.

She flip flops between being really nice and an angry asshole.

I mean, there's always Dick Malverne

>She flip flops between being really nice and an angry asshole.

I think that's just the state of modern writing.

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>Ywn have a manic-pixie-dream Kara to brighten your day with her smile and affection.

:( WHY LIVE?!?!

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Disagree, its been going on for years before modern writers took over

>“I don’t care if you’re not perfect silly, I love you, and will support your dreams no matter how rough things get!”

Why not Jimmy? I'm sick of him being fodder

They're going to run with the silver age cross dressing to turn him into an agender Gingix character.

If I could do cheesecake level art, a 2nd person comic starring a beautiful heroine being in love with her reader could be cute.

Cause she is destined to fall in love with Brainiac 5

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It's been done.

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Jimmy Olsen is her boyfriend

She had a normie Steve Trevor type in Dick Malverne and for fat old guy, Lex Luthor is her ex!

Check out number 4.

BTW, you don't know how hard it was to find a good picture of the guy. Every "Supergirl Dick" Search gave me some pictures that wouldn't be appropriate to post on this board!

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>she dated a horse reincarnated as a man
you think he had a big cock?

Strangely enough, Yes! And No!

Post-crisis Comet was the Eath-Angel of Love and was a fusion of a Lesbian, A jockey, and Horse DNA, and could change between forms at will.

So he canonically could not have a dick (Lesbian), A Jockey sized dick, or a giant Horse Cock at will.

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I wanna travel to the future to brutally murder brainiac 5 then travel back and groom Kara

Why not just make a clone of Kara to groom instead?

what the fuck is that thing

Pre-Crisis Supergirl being crammed into an orphanage by Superman will always come off as uncharacteristically cruel on his part to me.

And because she had super powers, she always had to make certain she was never adopted! I remember an issue where despite her best efforts, she does get adopted by a loving family. Only the family was carnies and bad people! After they were caught Supergirl was returned to the orphanage, but she was sad because she truly did want a loving family to adopt her, but couldn't because of Superman!

>Appeal to majority
Sorry sweaty. This isn't Iran.

GAY

Because I want Kara with a soul

It will be

Yeah I could see her dating a fat dork

>“Hello, Kara, I’ve loved you for a long time. I’m sorry I had to use my kryptonite on you to show how much I love you, but by the end of tonight you won’t want anyone but me.”

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It's a story where red kryptonite causes Linda to forget she's Supergirl. She goes on a date with Jimmy, they fall in love, and he proposes. Yes, all in one date. She gets her memory back, but is now afraid to let him know who she is who she is to Jimmy because the existence of Supergirl was still a secret at this time. So she decides to reveal herself as Supergirl to him without letting him know her secret identity. And she's going to seduce him as Supergirl to make him cheat on her. Jimmy falls in love with Supergirl, but stays faithful to his wife and tells Kara he can't see her anymore. Then Jimmy goes to Linda and tells her everything. Linda reveals that she was Supergirl the whole time and, after he faints, they live happily ever after.

you wouldn't be able to self insert as Steve Trevor

Kara deserves a nice romance with her peers

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Dumb

Kek

People self-insert into Killer Moth. Don't underestimate waifutism.

SuperCorp is canon!

>there will never be a Benoist/Fulton lesbo sextape
why even live

she fucked a horse

Don't feel too bad, Dick. You've always got Kori.

Considering her previous leaks, there's still an outside chance.

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Nah fat fucks need to be reminded they're fat fucks

Only fit Chad's should be in there, that way when fatties read it, they either feel bad and get motivated to get fit or rope

either of these sounds cute

This NEEDS to happen, ugly bastard is the ONLY genre that should be allowed