Realistically, every human would want a Pearl right?

uh oh fellas looks like Steven's in another sticky situation!

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most of them are not wracked by neurosis or at least dont show it, and if they do, they can be rejuvenated or whatever at that reef place

>everyone just sends their pearls to do everything for them.
>The world is just run by pearls representing different people that are in charge of them

>Every business is managed and operated by Pearls
>Mcdonald's: Pearl
>Macy's: Pearl
>Strip clubs: Pearl
The economy is in good hands

>>No boobs
>>No butt

so? shes a cutie

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Don't most who know of her want one already even if she's not real? If she was real it would be even more in demand. One Pearl may not be enough for some people.

>every human
Only every man, because men want women to be their slaves

based

flat girls in highheels are way too lewd

source

Gems can shapeshift all they want. Our Pearl doesn't because she's so set on independence and identity.

Some people would be very dissapointed.

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But she has a mouth.

>a mouth is genitalia
huh?

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she's so fabulous, don't really like the show though I loved her. Just thought it was too up its own ass

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All I can think of is that scene in Black Mirror:USS Calister

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nah the girls too

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I'd rather have a Lapis. Or even a Peridot. Or a Spinel if they make like, calm versions.

Anyone who says no is lying, literally a robot servant bot better.

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Reset pearl is the hottest pearl.

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naturally.

twitter.com/coombrain15

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Good lord I need more content with this kinda mommy vibe to it

Pearl is for butt stuff

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t. Luke Weber

stick pearl x thicc greg best otp

How thicc

canon, not hyper

Who wouldn't want a fleshlight that can clean your house for you?

Some here wish to fugg Pearl. I, on the other hand, wish to be one, like a fucking troon

What is your opinion on Japanese Pearl?

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>human
ew

Wrong personality. Trash

Now post the other sexy Corruptions.

So pretty

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Steven eats out some chick and her hymen grows back

Pearl got all the good SU fan art, which is deserved.

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This is perfection.
>You will never meet her
Bros...

Instinctively, skinny means hasn't been breed yet.
A woman's torso get wider after her first kid, no child means woman needs to be breed, you must mate with her.

>priyanka comes home late one night
>doug eats her out
>his foreskin grows back

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Hopefullly she can BS a medical explanation

However, there are some very convincing cosplayers.

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I wouldn't call this very convincing, not with that awful tear on the shorts where fabric was cut.
Please post more.

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Only if I could get mine in the color of chocolate with a big, poofy afro, yes.

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That Lapis cosplay looks great.
>None of the Pearls have a big, pointy nose
I knew there was something missing! What's the point of the costume if one of the most important features is missing? They don't have to go full bird's beak, something like pic related would be perfectly acceptable.

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I want Amethyst. Not an Amethyst, THE Amethyst

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Did Doug eat Steven’s cum

I need me a blue pearl

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Holy shit this gif is great, more please

>make her shapeshift and be cunny pearl at all times

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Keep 'em coming.

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That's all the Pearl cosplay I have.

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3 conjunctivitis in 5 months

not their fault bc its our fault,

That's alright, thanks for posting what you had

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What?

I wanna play with her long feet

Grandmother's aunty says that's a stye, buttercup.

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Ew

Only if she eats ass

She's not my first choice of gem but I certainly wouldn't turn one down.

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Who is first choice

Jasper

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Jesus that pearl is intense

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WTF, Scribble has made so much art in 2022. I thought he was dead.

well mainly horny lesbians but yeah.

Does Cubed take commissions?

Spinel

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I think so

>That pose

Thanks, now I have to get a new hard drive.

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Nothing better than a sticc in a bunny suit.

Just some delicious flat cake

I want to marry a ruby and an aquamarine/peridot, so no.

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I most certainly would want one

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Why have a Ruby and Aqua Marine when you can have many Rubies to become beeg Ruby

cubedcoconut's pearl art is a blessing on this shit world.

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Because I like the combo of hothead ditzy and mischivious prankster since the Bluebird episode, also they look cute together.
But I like the idea of beeg rubee carrying me around like toy when she/they? want to do something with me and I'm too busy to go with them too

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Preach, reverend.

Wife did this for me a year or two ago.

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Marrying a cute Ruby

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One day bro one day. Also fuck jannies how dare they prune my Ruby and Sapphire thread while keeping this one up

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That's too bad, the rubies are def underappreaciated.

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>fuse aka rape allegory
Hot, she can fuse me anytime.

>Mentally unstable
>Lesbian
>Alien
>Nose resembling a mosquito
>Thinner than an Auschwitz survivor
Other than that fan art of this moon bitch with that bald old guy, imma pass senpai-a-lam

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Neat

She's the best girl in the series.

Agreed, she's definitely my first choice.

I think she is hot with weapons

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>mosquito
Wrong.

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i love this artist

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Cute!