Okay but why is she so fat?

Okay but why is she so fat?

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to be relatable for the sjwhales

Not fat enough IMO

Bruno is into fatties

>fat

They focus tested and found that if she were hotter people would pair her with Camilo instead of Bruno and they found that the wrong kind of creepy.

Bruno is Mexican, they tend to like that kind of woman.

Nah, if anything more fucked up people would insert as her more with Bruno

...actually, why is she so fat? She eats her moms cooking, and the food her mom makes is magical and heals you, so why would that food make you fat when having excess fat is a detriment to the body (aka is harmful)?

this

Maybe Mirabel actually did get a gift from Casita, and it's related to her being chubby?

Maybe she has a gift that gets stronger the fatter she is?

She binges arepas to comfort herself over being powerless and homely.

to stop disney fans from drawing porn... OHWAIT

Luisa already has a size and strength power, if she had that I imagine the sisters would look the same.
There are multiple fat people in the village, maybe it doesn't heal everything? We know it can heal wounds and infections, but fat is just a type of cell and you get fat when those cells swell as they retain energy, kind of like how some old laptop batteries used to swell if you charge them too much. Her food might help prevent the wounds being fat causes but not the actual thing.

>Luisa already has a size and strength power, if she had that I imagine the sisters would look the same.

Maybe it's not related to strength, but to her being fat?

Like, maybe Mirabel gives off excess heat to heat the village in the winter, and the fatter she gets, the more heat she can give off?

Cuz mexican women come in 3 sizes normal, fat, and small

That's basically just the three sizes everything is.

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Is he an architect

Why is Pepe so pale? Bruno and Mirabel's mom are clearly mixed race, as most Hispanics are, but Pepe seems very white. She even has reddish hair, which is such a recessive gene that nearly any admixture would make it nearly impossible. I just don't see how such a brown family has one inexplicably white sister.

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muscle, fit, thin, migit. There are way more than that and from what I have stated but i ain't gonna list them all cuz thats a long list.

>muscle
Colloquially "fat" just means "large"
>fit
Fitness is more of a health designation than a size.
>Thin
Small
>Midget
Small

Honestly I don't think she's "fat" per say, I think the rest of her family is just thin (excluding her sister and uncle). They all have advanced powers that prevent them from having to do pretty much anything, causing apathy to besiege their muscles making them leaner. As said, fat is a mality so her mom's healing food would prevent that. This movie most likely takes place in the 1900's, assuming the conflict Abuela survived was probably one of the French-Mexican wars (which had high casualties and would fit the story). At the time women just kinda looked like that, it was typically obscured with corsets and stuff but Mexico is a poor country so people didn't typically utilize those.

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Great deep dive but the story takes in Colombia

Ohh well never fucking mind

red head ethnic jewish is a thing

Latinas stay thin until they taste sugar.

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latinas are thicc

to subvert culture in the name of soulless
communism

This is fat to you?
Maybe I live in an alternate fucking universe because I don't see how a 15 year old with baby fat is considered as fat as the 600 lbs whales we see in "My 600 pound life"

I'm never going to watch this movie but damn I saw one of the songs from this and her shaking her hips got me hard instantly

She eats the children who misbehave.

She's not fat, she's fertile.

Wish I could, just got Coof for the first time and its making my dick soft.

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>women who aren't built like anime stick girls are fat

>This is fat to Any Forumstards
Interact with living humans once in your life.

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chubby+fit is peak woman user, get better tastes

If she were fertile, her grandmother would have been trying to marry her off instead of kick her out of the house.

man, I got some news for you

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Because your spamming/flooding makes her feel bad about herself and her box office flop

>fat
What exactly do you define as 'thin'

Encanto got more boners out of me than any Disney movie

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Has been some time since you've been with a woman, hmm?

she's sexy and she knows it

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genetics can be weird like that

She’s not really. She has the same body type as her eldest sister. She just dresses and styles her hair frumpily

A diet of junk colombian food mixed with no other meatbor veggie types does that to a spica
Mixed families works like that, even with blondes.
Me and my father are black haired despite have only a paternal grandpa raven haired and the rest are blonde (dirty blonde)

My mom is indigenous and my dad is from Europe. My brother looks fully European, my sister looks fully native, and I look like mystery meat. These things happen.

t. Colomboid

I invite you to go fuck yourself

Ugh, the white one got plastic surgery and turned into a bimbo. Really really weird, she looks completely fake now.

She’s gonna encourage Mirabel to fuck Bruno

This is an updated picture of the white one.

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Wait wait, who is up in the balcony jamming out in the background there? LMFAO!

Based abuela poster

I sort of get it when people say women shouldn't be in charge of anything let alone themselves.

And that girl looks like a mexican american animation dream

Bruno

OP here, when I say she's fat I mean comparatively. Obviously she's not obese or anything, she's just chubbier than the rest of her family.

She's fifteen for crying out loud, leave her alone!

The real question is: If her mum's cooking cures everything; why does she need glasses?
Her eyesight would have been cured. Her dad also wears glasses despite all the healing he's received.

I wish I could see how you look

Her mum heals injuries not disabilities

It's probably like Crazy Diamond. Since they just have genetic disorders, it's part of their DNA.

She is a round character because she is the protagonist, her head being bigger contributes too. Round is associated with fat and some people think women having normal amounts of fat (differs from men) is being overweight. Magic food may heal but calories are calories.

She isn't fat she's a thicc native american
Do you know how goddamn sexy undiluted natives were?
Also even if she were fat, she lives in a magical land of plenty.
It's not like she'd be hungry

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>Do you know how goddamn sexy undiluted natives were?
Maybe for flatpedos, these bitches had no tits or ass.
Just chinks in brown

You can spot Bruno lurking in the background in several scenes during that song, I think.

That's not fat by Mexican standards.

I've never seen such desperate and urgent looking salsa dancing, or whatever the fuck that is.

Is she native if she is 53.3% Spanish by heritage?

>This movie most likely takes place in the 1900's,
Word of God said about 1940

THEY
ARE
COLOMBIANS
All the family is colombian

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Baby fat

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I wanna
Feel
All
Of mirabel

Demographically speaking they're white people passing off Mexicans, Ecuadorians, and Brazilians for nationally being Colombian.

The last steps look like zapateado flamenco but idk if Flamenco is danced in LATAM

based, spbp

Happens a lot in colombia actually
redheads in school get called 'fosforitos' (little matches)

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Patrician and Architectpilled

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>You can actually see the pleasure chemicals / dopamine re-wiring her brain, in real-time, turning her into a habitual glutton

Based

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Bet she is Self insert

I can't even tell if that's adorable or discriminatory

For who?

What the fuck are you on

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Agustin and Julieta best couple

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frijoles

Senorita perfecta

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did mirabel get over her envy?

Yeah when Isabella turned herself into the Indian holi day festival

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Yeah she just had to bring Isa down to her level

>he even has reddish hair, which is such a recessive gene that nearly any admixture would make it nearly impossible.
It's a fucking cartoon nerd.

Julieta has the stocky genes while Pepa has the skinny genes. Compare their kids and it's clear.

I just want Mirabel to keep getting fatter and fatter.

look at this smug little shit

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Colombians and Mexicans are the same people, dumbass

I want Isabela to bully fat Mirabel

I dunno what it is about those bloomers, but they're doing it for me like you would not believe.

she isn't really. at most mildly overweight

yeah it absolutely happens more than you would think. my mom is mixed but looks similar to that. brother looks more like typical colombian

What if Mirabel was inflated to enormous size?

For me, she's thicc

Jaw droppingly based.

they gave a trad vibe

That's what you consider fat?

Don’t take the bait dummy

It’s just kids being kids
Black kids are called negro, pasty white kids (as myself) get some shit too, i was called ‘blanquito’ (whitey) and ‘natica’ (little milk cream) and ‘lechita’ (milky)

dumb gringo

To better absorb the impacts when I slam into her

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If her mom's cooking cures anything does that mean it cures Mars bars?

look at this smug little slut

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>Bad bone structure
>Clothing makes her look fatter because of how boobs work
>Self inserting by writer who is clearly her

Ok but why is she so flat?

All the fat goes to the ass, user. Everyone knows this!

Spainard/Columbian and jewess

Is "he" supposed to be this female looking for some shapeshifting androgynous reasons or is he an implied pooner?

he is a male, with a male dick and a male voice and a very male chromosome

but he can shapeshift himself a pussy

Because in Latin America there are also whites. They are not exclusive to one part of the world. In addition, since the time of the conquest there was a lot of miscegenation

In short, in Colombia there are also whites. As white as paper: V

Okay. Then, according to you, how should Colombians look?

Those are not races, those are nationalities.

Mixed race people can vary a lot in skin color. Zoomer singer/rapper The Kid LAROI is half Australian Aborigine, yet most people couldn't tell him apart from another white kid outside of Australia.

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i saw a black man with red hair a few months ago

Real ooga ooga hours

Yeah, Americans would genuinelly solve so much of their social issues if they aproached race more like South Americans.
My mom was called negra because she was the darkest in her family. To me it's always seemed as inconcequencial as hair color; even though African slaves here UNDENIABLY had it way worse for way longer than in the US, we just never seems to have quite developped this opression market

but not his dna and chromosomes, they're very male and very xy

>Best characters are the sexy man archetype

Everytime

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Nobody dresses in like that

Have y'all ever seen a Latino woman? That is just their facial structure. If you look at her arms like here and here
it is clear enough that she isn't fat.

Julieta can cure things like bad eyesight but she didn't cure Mirabel's or her husband's because they don't think of it at something that needs to be cured.

She's not fat, she just has a very round face

What are you talking about? Her arms look wiggly as shit.

Always wondered why they go with a particular "Pixar" style for the 3D princess movies, but make everyone look like stereotypical ogres for the non whites.

She's like double the weight of Dolores, she's definitely modeled heavier

>brought up on a Any Forums thread that among other things modern disney musical aren't moving past "princess-archetypes"
>got a bunch of faggot responses going "hurr encanto clearly breaks that"
>thread 404'd before I could respond
Are people really in denial that the Madrigals aren't basically royalty? Not only do they experience the culture and celebrity status of royalty among their community with even murals made for them. But as far as the concept of divine right goes THEIR BLOODLINE IS LITERALLY BLESSED, if anything they're more legitimate than actual royal families.

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My cousin did for her birthday and holy communion

Her cooking probably works by accelerating the healing process. If it's not something time can fix then her cooking can't fix it either.

i'm starting to wonder if I'm mentally ill, i got so pissed seeing the abuela married in the church because it meant that they were christians which made so mad. my obsession with christcucks is non-healthy but i can't help it.

Her mom's food heals injuries. Being fat isn't being injured. Same reason she has glasses; poor eyesight isn't an injury, it's a disability.

I think they're catholics.

Do you think Bruno can see God's future?

I think bruno is an atheist and knows god isn't real.

but abbos seem to be very recessive judging by that generational pic floating around

Bruno's religion is pic related

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Some half black people have similar things too, despite Back African genetics being more phenotypical dominant on average.

>Yeah, Americans would genuinelly solve so much of their social issues if they aproached race more like South Americans.

Depends on where you are in South America too, mind you. Afro-Brazilians, despite contributing a lot to Brazil's genetics and culture, are usually seen as lesser thanks to colorism, to the point where Brazilians freaked out over a black woman being the Globeleza samba queen instead of a mulatto woman, despite samba being an Afro-Brazilian genre and dance.

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>i'm starting to wonder if I'm mentally ill, i got so pissed seeing the abuela married in the church because it meant that they were christians which made so mad.

I'm afraid that is mental illness, user.

The colombia of 1900-1950 was very catholic, is something difficult to ignore for the setting,even in the present times colombia probably be among the most religious countries in south america.

Dark skinned oceanic in general are easily to bleach, may be because they never had to worry about passing strong genes since they already had everything they needed on those islands and adapted with few.
So every other genetic dna could surpass them.

The miracle Enchanto is literally a christian reference.
That candle is one of the symbol of the Virgin.

nah bro, that doesn't bother me since I know god didn't create the miracle since god wouldn't of let the tio dude die for no reason (he'd be an asshole if he did that). Instead it was born out of suffering of the abuela and kids, wouldn't be surprised if they stopped believing after that honestly.

Well, actually, you're right here. The dynamics of Latin America would be very useful to the United States.

They seriously have a serious racism problem there. They see everything through whatever they call "race", everything is race and even "races" are invented. For them Argentine, Dominican, Puerto Rican, Colombian, American, Latino... they are races.

Just look at the Anya Taylor-Joy case. She's paper white and has golden hair, and for some reason she's "a person of color" (which she termed so pejorative). She is white.

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Retards.
You're all forgetting that Americans I use the term American here just to piss you off simply wanted to no longer be ruled by the British but did not rid themselves of their customs and continued with slavery and other things after including hatred for fellow Europeans.
>And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth.
-t. Benjamin Franklin
Ironically enough I do not consider the British white, but I do agree, the French and much of Europe are not white as well. You people grew up in a nation disconnected from racial and cultural heritage after Bolivar, from a people who could have barely been considered white in the first place. True enlightenment comes with knowing that most "whites" are not white and must be culled, filtered, removed from the face of the Earth for being daywalkers Among Us in real life sus sus[/spoilers] and that jewish and black complaints towards whites don't really stick as whites are as much of s tribalistic group as blacks in Africa who kill one another for being in different tribes however much like there are certainly superior blacks in Africa than the rest there are superior, truly white, whites in white areas, untainted by the filth of the rest of the world.
I had stated it before on Any Forums but I have calculated that only 300 million true whites actually remain on the planet, the rest are pseudo whites who's skull constructs and skin tones are of different species and must be destroyed, not colonized, destroyed.
So if you wonder why Americans are like this, it's because racial fighting was always a part of our inherent nation. We never backed away from calling out krauts, micks, and wops. If anything we should return to those days immediately.
Hitler aint got shit on me

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but why is she so hot*

>nah bro, that doesn't bother me since I know god didn't create the miracle since god wouldn't of let the tio dude die for no reason (he'd be an asshole if he did that).
Dude, if the guy died that means it's part of God's plan.
Doesn't matter if it's asshole or shit.
Don't try to understand the God's way, as Job's story told us, no one can understand it but everything will be fullfilled at last in a way or another.
To know what I mean try to play Sims and realize that being an asshole is funny.
But the candle is still supposed to be a God's miracle for the family
>Instead it was born out of suffering of the abuela and kids, wouldn't be surprised if they stopped believing after that honestly.
Yeah, Christian reference too, only with suffering you may know joy

She looks like a white version of AOC in this picture

You will never be white

UGLY

Based and chubpilled

Camilo as Bruno

She's not, you retard.

Mirabel is the first protag in one of these Disney musicals where I feel like I've seen this person several times in real life.

>Any Forums doesn't know what a woman actually looks like
Color me shocked. Just because she doesn't have the body of a sickly supermodel from the 90's doesn't make her fat.

You want to know how I know you're a woman?

Threadly reminder Japanese audio with subtitles is always superior.

THE MAGIC IS STRONG!
And so are the drinks

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That is normal in Latin America, no family is completely white, black or Native American... in fact, I think that only the United States is the only country in the continent where people are separated by race and you can see families of one or the other race. In Latin America that does not exist, it is normal to see brothers, cousins, uncles with different skin tones, even blondes, redheads, etc... in fact, Colombia and Venezuela are coincidentally one of the countries where there is more ethnic mix, that is, You will see blonde people and Afro people in a single family, which perhaps in the US is something strange, in Latin America it is something absolutely normal that happens in all families.
But some Karen gringo or something like that will always come out of some sewer saying that there are no white people in Latin America because they have never left their country and have never known what it is like to live in countries where there are no racial wars.

need a bruno bf so bad its kill me

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He's right though.

THAT MARIANO IS SPY

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>alma = administrator
>mirabel = ms. pauling
>luisa = heavy
>camilo = scout

not sure about the rest, help me out here

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>Agustin=Spy
>Julieta=Medic(Obviously)
>Felix=Demoman
>Dolores=Sniper
>Pepa=Pyro
>Isabela=Soldier
>Antonio=Engineer

Camillo has more of the scouts personality but his gift makes me wanna put him as spy
Luiasa-heavy no doubt
Julieta- medic no doubt
Bruno-I lean towards either pyro or sniper, pyro for how everyone is scared of him and doesnt wanna talk about him but hes just a goober, and sniper just for the whole loner behavior and I wouldnt put it past bruno to have peed in a jar.
Alma- administrator 100% I can hear her yelling YOU FAILED over an intercom
Mirabel-miss pauling or engineer, since shes always fixing things
Isabela-spy personality wise 'oh mirrabel, please! Go fuck yourself.' but probably demo class since she now 'explodes' color.
Pepa-soldier since theyre both a bit unstable, wouldnt put it past her to not choke some cause she cant teleport bread.
Dolores-scout, not for personality but the whole 'reconaissance' angle I suppose. Gets info fast.
Antonio-sniper since antonio and him probably spend an equal amount of time talking to animals and not talking to humans.
Felix-redmond
Agustin- blutarch
Mariano-zhanna

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This is the kinda thing people in the real world are too afraid to say

More round than fat, the real question is, does she has one od those famous colombian huge butts?

yes

she's latina, also this

Better question: why were they all written like quirky theater kids from SoCal in the current year instead of people from 19th century South America?

Because its for modern children? What you want all the men to be beating the women to pulp and mirabel thrown away to go get killed while farming bananas?

Better question is why you make shit up about movies you haven't watched when there's better things you could do with your time
Out of the modern disney films, Encanto is probably the least anachronistic in terms of the character's general behaviour.
Compare Mirabel's personnality to Anna or Rapunzel's and she's the least "quirky" of the three, ESPECIALLY compared to Anna.

>What you want all the men to be beating the women to pulp and mirabel thrown away to go get killed while farming bananas?

Yes

tl;dr also cope and seethe. Your spic movie is meh and you're mad as fuck nerd

>Can't provide counter argument

>COPE
>SEATHE
>Y-YOU MAD

Everytime.

didn't read, the candle wasn't made by god since god wouldn't let the tio die first if he was all good. cope

>Dolores-scout, not for personality but the whole 'reconaissance' angle I suppose. Gets info fast.
She coud hear the trigger being pulled out of a revolver, definitey boss of scouts

But in a place that has been cut off from the rest of the world for 50 years.

>yet most people couldn't tell him apart from another white kid outside of Australia.
Yeah, based on that pic they would be mistaking him for some genetic throwback to Homo Erectus instead.

>What you want all the men to be beating the women to pulp and mirabel thrown away to go get killed while farming bananas?
Sounds kino as fuck desu senpai.

Abuela got some action on the side

I’d say Raya was by far the worst offender in this regard. Good lord, that was bad.

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>didn't read, the candle wasn't made by god since god wouldn't let the tio die first if he was all good. cope
God is all powerful and knows what's the best for his people, don't think you can understand why he would kill Abuelo.
He did so the joy would exists again with the Enchanto

Rotoscope still exists in CGI?

>Skinny older guy and chubby younger girl
Alright

Stop writing in terrorist, cunt.

Yeah kinda. A lot of modern CGI uses motion capture to get movement to look more "human" and less "wireframes moving on a screen".

It's the normality in Burgerstan, men works and women stay in the kitchen

Sounds like the coping of someone in an abusive relationship. "He loves me. He wouldn't hurt me if it wasn't good for me! You just don't understand!"

That's just choreography and reference, you don't expect animators to be able to do everything a dancer can in their heads

>Sounds like the coping of someone in an abusive relationship. "He loves me. He wouldn't hurt me if it wasn't good for me! You just don't understand!"
I mean yeah, God's plan can't understood.
It's a mad worship in which he tells us a way to do something and if he wants he punish us to make us understand.
And only with the complete mind we may understand why is it like that

You are doing the opposite of selling me on this. Sounds pretty terrible.

Christcucks btfo

She cucked him.

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That's how OT God works, he knows better than us and his plan as us as either victims or instruments of his will and him being good or bad it's not upon us to judge.
Never seen WH40K?

She's such a woke character. POC, grossly overweight, glasses, obviously gay, and aside from all that, utterly ordinary. She just checked so many Role Model Boxes on the bean counters' Exploitation Assessment Rating spreadsheet.

Doesn't look rotoscoped to me, it's just what was used as reference material. Complex scenes like dancing are almost always done in real life before being animated.

>obviously gay
But she hates Isabela, the prettiest sister, and is shown to be in deep relationship with Bruno

The fuck is this bitch doing, she's the only one who got NICE prophecies.

What do you think mo-capping is?

>such a woke character
What did she do that makes you give her this label?

If you think that's grossly overweight I'd hate to see what you consider "normal."

I made a gay Bruno fanfic is it safe to post on this board?

Yes.
And this better be good you fucking tourist.

archive(of)ourown.org works 36744685

You will have to form the url yourself.

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Do you think Abuela would throw Bruno out of the house for his homosexuality?

>that kiss mark on Bruno
Ok you catched my fetish, you have my attention and I'll read it

>Gay Bruno
You've got my attention user

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touch starved guys are my kin...

I just caught on, there's a hickey on his neck he's trying to hide with his collar.

ok schizo.

It truly is.

I feel like that would kind of undermine the sentiment at the end about loving your family as they are. I think it would take her a while to accept it but her son was gone for 10 years and you saw the look on her face when she saw him again. He's still her baby.

Based.

She's also shorter than dolores, she's just stocky.

she isn't even chubby, she has a similar body type to her mom

>what's wrong kid?
>not exactly sure, but I think Isa likes """"arepas""""
>oh, wasn't that obvious?"

The fact that nobody calls him Uncle Bruno is rude as fuck. Bunch of disrespectful brats.

Mirabel literally calls him "Tio Bruno" when talking to Pepa right before 'We don't talk about Bruno.'

Once in like 30 mentions bro. Those children are rude as fuck.

>she has a similar body type to her mom
At fifteen

It's 20th century. Word of God says 1940's

i have to wonder what you people define as 'fat'. I'm 200 pounds irl, this chick looks like a stick to me.

The fuck? That’s not fat

Nah.

That's a Mexican woman.

>Bruno

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What do the Mexicans think about all the interracial relationships? Are they common in Mexico?

Then why did the Spaniards fuck them all? Whites never rape non whites they just pillage, but something possessed the Spaniards.

>same race
>same religion
>same language
>used to be the same country
>not the same people

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>Whites never rape non whites
What are you talking about, there are entire races of people born from white men and the women they colonized

This movie takes place in Colombia you gringo. Also, Mexican (and by extension Latin America) don’t give a shit about race mixing. It‘s pretty much normalized.

I guess the US is British again.

She's fine.

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>same race
Not quite. Some are, some aren't.
>same religion
>same language
Just like Australians and Americans. Doesn't mean they are the same people.
>used to be the same country
Now we're getting close to the headcanon area.

>US
>Anglo

He predicted Giulia becoming a terrorist during the Years of Lead.

うおおおおああああああ!!!叔父エロっ!!!!!!叔父の腹と鼠!!!!!!エロだ…

Why does this fifteen year old Latina look like a 40 year old Jew?

are you mocking this man's raw sex appeal?

>undiluted native
>curly hair
wew lad

bro, you didn't have to murder him like that.

i'm not
i genuinely want to fuck him, tummy and gangly limbs and awkward huffs and sweat and all
i'm down so bad for this man it's villainous. i had like a whole paragraph typed here but really it'd just be rendundant at this point

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She isn’t fat she is just extremely ugly, the house probably wanted her to be ugly so she never finds a boyfriend and never gets any reason to leave her home

Imagine him breathing heavily during the act but having to take a break halfway through because he's so out of shape. He apologizes profusely as he trys to catch his breath.

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I refuse to believe her boyfriend isn't some feeder fetishist or chubby chaser. No way he'd be with her for 3 years and staying skinny while she balloons up into a hamplanet.

She's a woman. One that isn't white, at that. So scary.

magnificent work, son.

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I noticed it to user, she is a princess and royalty but scaled down so no soldiers or palaces (although the magical house is bascially a better palace). Wonder how they'll continue this trend into the future

..maybe its because I watch an unoptimized pirated copy, or just never liking musical in general, but all the songs just sounds corny. never got why they're so popular.

I duno dude does some pretty good parqure. He's scrawny sure but he's surprisingly athletic

I'd get him back into shape by having him 'work out' regularly. Gonna have him running marathons.

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Project is progressing well.

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Aight, I gotta ask. Do you guys think bruno is architectpilled?

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What a giga-chad

jezzus fuck

you are literally fawning over the stereotypical town drunk, the one that ends up in the frontpage of bestgore for being caught diddling kids
no latam that looks like that can be trusted

fucking femcels, touch grass

>Bruno
How pathetic

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