John Lennon

ITT: Post your own versions of the song "Imagine".

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Imagine, your wife silent,
It's easy if you try
A simple little right cross
You didn't make her die
Imagine it so easy
Silence for the day, hey?

IMAGINE THERE'S NO PP IT'S POO POO IF YOU TRY NO P BELOW US ABOVE US ONLY POO

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IMAGINE IF Any Forums WAS TASTY
IMAGINE IF YOU THINK OF Any Forums WHILE EATING NUGGEETS
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE Any Forums WAS LIVE
LET IT ON LIVEEEEEEE

Imagine beating women
It's funny when they cry
I have a secret
I like when women die
Imagine all the women
Dying off today, ooo

I like the smell of cunny
It kind of smells like poo
The smell arouses me
And makes my dick spew goo

Imagine there's no Beatles
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TUTUTUTUTU TUTUTUTUTUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Worst song ever written

Imagine punching Yoko
It's easy if you try
I don't have to imagine
I beat her and my child

You may say I'm a deadbeat
But I'm not the only one
Cause George and Paulie and Ringo
Beat the shit out of all their wives

Imagine imagine imagine
Imagine imagine
Imagine imagine imagine
Imagine imagine

Cadd9/B - Cm7b5 - F6add9/C
Imagine drinking herbal tea
With seagulls by the sea
No niggers to stab us
Above us, only stardust

F6add9/C - Am7/C# - Dadd11/Gb F#/G
Imagine all the tegrity
G#add11 - C/Gb - Gb7add13
Across a Colorado stream

You may say I'm a towel
But you're a towel
I got shit and a green acid drink
Did I mention the niggers?

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You may say I'm a beater
But I'm not the only one
I hope one day you'll join me
And we can beat my wife and son

Imagine having diarrhea
In the middle of class
Torrential geyser of poo poo
Exploded from your ass
Imagine all your classmates
Covered in your shit

Imagine being the janitor
Having to clean that room
It'd be the worst thing ever
Cuz all you have is a broom

Imagine there’s no niggers :D

Too true.

Imagine there's no Imagine
That fucking song sucks ass
It's the worst song I've ever written
And they always play it when people die

Imagine all the people
Listening to something else
woo-hooo

Imagine no royalties
Whenever they play that fucking song
My wife who's living off my work
Will have to get a fucking job

Imagine John Lennon
Rolling in his grave
wee-heee

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fuck all of the celebrities who were a part of that bullshit video

Only a fool would do that

Imagine poopy-di scoop
It's easy if you whoop
No hell scoop-dickpoop
Above us only poop
Imagine all the Scoopty-whoop
Living for today, whooop-ty scoop

Imagine there's no shitting
It might just make you cry
No poop below us
Our asses fully dry
Imagine all the poo poo
Flooshed and gone awaaaay

Imagine Dragons are shitty
They really fucking suck
If they all died tomorrow
I wouldn't give a fuck
Imagine Dragons are shitty
Fuck that fucking band

Imagine being Arnold
Being Arnold in that scene
And having to be like damn
Jamie Curtis you fuckin' fine

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