This simple rock riff enrages and confuses the musical theorist

This simple rock riff enrages and confuses the musical theorist.

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DUH
DUH
DUH DUH DUH
DUHNANANANAN NA NA NA NA

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I am musically illiterate and tone deaf, can only play the harmonica or the tambourine, but I want a music theorist instrument wanker girlfriend. How can I do it bros?

ascending line based on the pentatonic scale that ends with a perfect cadence
pretty simple desu

DUH
DUH
DUH
DUHDUHDUH
DUNANANAN NUH
NUH
NUH NUH NUH

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no it contains a major 3rd and a major 6th

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromatic_mediant

All things can be explained by theory, cope and seethe

shut the fuck up nerd before i kick your ass

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just claim to have perfect pitch. you dont have to prove it

kek

i meant the root of each chord

SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS

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>cope and seethe
>hurrr im an angry teenager using the cool troll meme words
>in a nerdy ass music theory thread
this place is so fucking stale, go back to Any Forums

I can tell you from experience that those kind of girls are attracted almost exclusively to talented guys, so if you really don't think you have any hope of being musically talented, get good at something else. Preferably something that nerdy girls would appreciate, like video games, and not something like fixing cars that no women, nerdy or otherwise, are really into.

well okay but if you just look at the roots, it could easily be natural minor or harmonic minor as well.

It was a joke, chill out. I'm a 26-year-old bi woman; I want nothing to do with Any Forums and they want nothing to do with me.

This is the actual answer

hehe, yeah, we gotta get good at something, hehe, get us some chicks

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no it doesn't

jokes are supposed to be funny. shut the fuck up and admit you're fucking wrong

hehe we know music theory hehe we're talking about music theory online hehe

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you used a shit-tier Any Forums troll memephrase
own your shit