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Literally Impossible
Christopher Torres
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Jordan Edwards
It’s like 4/4 but instead of 1 2 3 4 you go 1 2 3 4 5.
But actually just play something simple in 4/4, leave a rest before you repeat and you’ll either feel it eventually or realise you aren’t cut out for mid wit tier music theory
Robert Ramirez
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Christopher Thompson
troll, but
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Ethan Richardson
5 is the 1 though
Blake Torres
it's not a fraction. you're not dividing 5/4. you're literally just playing a bar with 5 pulses that can be divided into 10, 20, 40 etc instead of a bar with 4 pulses that can be divided into 8, 16, 32, etc.
Hunter Edwards
They are QUARTER notes. 25%. You can't have 5 of them.
Go to the bank and ask for five quarters in exchange for a dollar and see what they say.
Christian Allen
The thing about theory is that it doesn't all make mathematical sense. You just accept it.
Zachary Allen
I once drank five 5 hr energy drinks in 24 hours.
Michael Rivera
No 5 is the 5. 1 is the 1.
Gabriel Russell
lmao is this bait
plz tell me this is bait
im gonna shit my pants
Jacob Martinez
Caleb Bennett
I don’t know how to help you I’ve never tutored the mentally handicapped sorry
Brandon Jenkins
5/4 equals 1.25, when you see that on sheet music it's just the composer's way of telling you to start playing 25% faster
Jaxson Hughes
Time signature only indicates number of beats in a bar not the tempo.
Blake Gutierrez
Is the problem that Americans refer to the notes as quarter/half/eighth notes etc?
5/4 just means 5 crotchets
5/2 would be 5 minims
5/1 is 5 semi-breves
Logan Reed
3/4 is impossible as well. Every measure would be only 75% full so how could you even go to the next bar. You would literally play three notes and then have to stop forever. Kinda like the Ramones.
Asher Gomez
then it's 20%
5/5
Sebastian Perez
It’s impossible to tell when Americans are trolling because they’re equally as retarded when they’re not
Blake Gray
1/16th notes are known as tweedle-tweedle-tweedles
Luis Martinez
At this very moment on stage we have drummer A playing in 7/8, drummer B playing in 3/4, the bass playing in 3/4, the organ playing in 5/8, the tambourine playing in 3/4, and the alto sax blowing his nose