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"Fuck them kids" - Michael Jordan

I was gonna try to do tulpamancy after I saw someone talking to Storygroomer about it, but 3 days in to creating it I got worried that demons could hijack my imaginary K-pop idol tulpa and use it to mess with me. So I stopped. I would encourage you not to make a tulpa of Seulgi either, sounds dangerous. Plus she is a real person.

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>quackers#2941

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sex with all 6 weeekly

huge L for slugcoomer last thread. he's finito

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*Kisses you*

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now i can't stop thinking about how storygroomer literally has a tulpa of our cute little comebacksis in his head

yeji is one of the girls in the entire world

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>I got worried that demons could hijack my imaginary K-pop idol tulpa and use it to mess with me.
can you elaborate?

rosepits

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after extensive researching on blackpink i can confidently say rosie is a new york girl
jennie is a california girl
lisa is a florida girl
jisoo is a texas girl

hairy rosie pits

uggoday

guess he can't pretend to be morally right anymore

Not real. Don't ask me how I know haha I didn't try to add her or anything

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a Tulpa isn't a spirit, it's just your brain

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yeji and arin are my wives

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calling it: so many loona members are gonna get altitude sickness in mexico city they'll just have cancel the whole concert

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Waifu test
1. Does she call to you?
2. Do you love her?
3. Do you call her your waifu
4. Do you kfap to her?
If you answer yes to the first 3 and no to the last, she's your waifu. All other answer combinations are wrong.

jordan's jersey is the only jersy i've seen idols wear

piggybros we wanted a piggy thread

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hehe yes brother yes she is

yunkcel btf nobody cares about your nugu uggo

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if you think about it IVE is very privileged

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youtube.com/watch?v=ONXQf5frzTY

Do you still talk to our duckysis on discord you pervert?

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But then I wake up :/

No I actually do not give a fuck kek, stop obsessing over it. I don't need to fucking tell you what I coom to you freaks, stop being disgusting.

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screamingpinkiepie.webm

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>her

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next thread oinkbro

>1. Does she call to you?
what does that mean? no i don't have her number
>2. Do you love her?
yes
>3. Do you call her your waifu
yes
>4. Do you kfap to her?
no

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why do you think he asks so much personal questions? He wants the tulpa as real as possible

i can be her bull if you know what i mean

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I don't know where you got these ideas

And what does all that mean?

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or

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Great taste chaejibro

love sahyo

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ahh me masturbo con el chuwi

oogie (from behind)

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you don't need to but you do right bro?

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you're a pretentious little fag dude
everyone knows, no one would be surprised
quit the moral superiority already

O+T= winning again !

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nice meme thank you for taking the time to commemorate yunky

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gib chewy webms plz

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gonna take that as a yes

>1.
i think they mean are you drawn to them

we know you don't give a fuck depraved coomer. getting your dick ready for the 7th wank of the day to your waifu? gonna sperg about how pure and cool you are later maybe? talk about meditation?

fuck off shitzyqueer

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youtu.be/6uJf2IT2Zh8

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>slugdoomer is also a moralfag crypto coomer
just like sanadoomer lmao

goodnight my dudes

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Imagine watching the sad excuse of man that is the kpg poster mounting their Idol?

I don't want to anymore

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mia roastie on SUICIDE watch boys

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good night

why wouldnt you jerk it to your waifu you low test söyboy

If our favorite idols can be in groups with people who are different religions than them, then why can't we? Idols rightfully understand that all faiths offer deep spiritual insights.

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Slugdoomer previously admitted to nutting to Irene's University performance from earlier on this year

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it's all because you keep pretending you love her and she would understand you or whatever other cringe bullshit. stop that and i won't give a shit

esl

this is the cutest lisa has looked in a long time

the stupid fucking corgi tattoo is too distracting so you close your eyes and finish thinking of shuhua

I want to see crying content from NewJeans.

gottem

loco!

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here she is

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gn

yikes
this is why i lift

No. There's a difference.

gn friend

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arrogant bitch

imagine me, fit and hung, mounting your waifu

>zero time to acclimate
seriously what the fuck, there's no way the company's even going to pay them anything appropriate for this shit. I hope the europe leg gives them enough good memories to help overwrite the bad

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desuarchive.org/mu/thread/111589250/#111589478
He admitted it here. Two can play the archive game :)

easy

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i fell in love with jisoo

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You are me, Lisafriend

their dynamic is so cute

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kobe chewy

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>quit the moral superiority already
Never claimed I was superior what the fuck.

No actually I don't coom to Seulgi if you must know

When the fuck did I say I was pure and cool? Where do you guys get this shit from?

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Prettiest girl in KPOP (past/present/future)

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>yejibro that looks like Giselle mounting Yeji
OMO

jsoo, jennie - yes
rosie is not a jew

>this is why i lift
why lift when its all about the face?

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stop exposing your old friend like that, storygroomer

she's so perfect bros

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man jihyo has been so good this cb

Goodnight

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It's a great look for her

Yejibros why couldn't she be in Twice?

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Loona is not going to last much longer. Especially if Chuu frees herself somehow

if you don't coom to slug, then i will.

your entire personality is you being better than the rest

her type is the rock tho

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do you think lisa rubs one out to gaypops?

Damn storygroomer wants his revenge

>No actually I don't coom to Seulgi if you must know
but I do