Febebros we can't stop winning

febebros we can't stop winning

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You can’t take the hoe out of phoebe.

I like some of the Bridgers songs...what the FUCK does she know about tacos?

I’d eat her taco

Im not charitable enough to go near her taco

phoebe bridgers' haunted taco

>ph*Ebe br*Dgers

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lmao shes trying to soften her image. shes literally the Captain Marvel of landfill corpo-indie.

Why would her image need softening?

phoebe is cute and kissable

i don't listen to her music, im sure she's create but the moral of this story is that i chortled

my guy, you're in for an aphid infested thorny rose bush of a cunnilinguis experience

because normie women hate phoebe and her asshole fans

I want to phoebe her bridgers

Why do they hate her?

Do you think Phoebe Bridgers would ever go out with me. I'm ugly and not very talented but my dad is rich from making TV shows

She wouldn't date you, but you could rawdog her asshole for sure.

a plethora of reasons, shes quite a hateable bitch.

But once I did that I could convince her to go out with me

no way fubu's gonna date a non-celeb at this point. sorry dude

Ok I will become famous