Wahhhh!!!! I hate Ffdp and Nickleback because they remind me of the guys who stuffed me in lockers in high school for...

>Wahhhh!!!! I hate Ffdp and Nickleback because they remind me of the guys who stuffed me in lockers in high school for being a faggot.
>Wahhh!!! You can’t listen to that dumb low iq jock music!!! That’s for stupid meatheads who lift weights and have sex!!!
>You should be a fat neckbeard retard like me who eats cheetos and plays video games all day
>I only listen to high iq technical avant garde blackened death metal that’s only been released in cassette form
>I may never get laid or have any friends but at least my music taste is vastly superior
>I desperately cling to my super underground music taste because without that I would have nothing in life

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>heh nickleback good, problem boomers?

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i don't like Nickelback because they remind me of drunk relatives

Its not that I'm just allergic to Eddie Vedderisms. If they want to be tough just go full Glen Benton

Kek based
Any Forums BTFO

i don't hate them, they're just boring and kind of suck
however i will say this music video is incredibly based

youtube.com/watch?v=eOkkWIOkWl8

glen benton has been a joke for the last 20 years

American Capitalist is a cool track.

Their music easily blends together revealing it as formulaic. But man I love the fact that it makes so many people seethe, especially since they were so successful.

/FFDPbros/ what we drinkin on tonight?

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>implying I’m Gen Z

Gen Z doesn’t even know who the fuck Nickleback is

Your family sounds incredibly based

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nobody says this

For me it’s bang™ Purple Haze™ mixed with two tabs of Bronkaid™ inside the can. Once I smell burning toast I know I’m ready for my workout.

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This is most “metalheads” on internet forums

Where did you live that your bullies were Nickelback guys
How did you get bullied by nickelback guys
What the fuck

I’m assuming you’re too young and/or autistic to understand the early 2000’s Nickleback frat/jock meme so I’m not even gonna bother with this post.

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EVERYDAY A CASTAWAY A VAGABOND BAAAATTTLLLLLEEEBOOOORN

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FFDP are utter shite brometal. They are the type of band Andy James used to slag before he became a member. Fuck that guy.

>t. Br*tish fedora wearing Any Forums cuck

Imagine not listening to high test bro metal while you pump fucktons of iron and fuck whores in dive bar alleyways. Bet your bitch ass sips on tea and crumpets all day wearing your scarf and skinny jeans while you jack off your country mandated Muslim refugee. Suck my red,white, and blue freedom loving cock you limey faggot.

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This lmao
>Chad tier normie metal
5 Finger Death Punch
Lamb of God
Falling in Reverse
Limp Bizkit

>Beta tier emo metal
As I lay dying
Killswitch Engaged
Black Veil Brides
Korn

>Sigma tier black metal
Burzum
Death
??? Who cares?

>Incel tier wtf metal
Babymetal
KMFDM (actually good but wtf)
Dream Theater
Dragon Force

> Certified gaaaayyyyy
Nickelback
Puddle of Chud
Anything with a female singer

>Boomer metal (should be above gaaayyyy and wtf, but I'm lazy)
ACDC
Metallica
Megadeath
Slayer
Anthrax
Judas Priest
Dio

Fairly accurate. I'd make a list for 80s cock rock
Girl metal
>kiss
>motley cru
>poison

Well I don't listen to girl shit and there's no girls on the internet. Def Leppard can come jack me off with one arm if they want me to put them on a list.