What I'm hearing is... choose my words carefully here

>What I'm hearing is... choose my words carefully here.
>*smacks lips*
>It's pretty straightforward, the guitar shit. It's a little stock.

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do you need me to write it down?

Oh yeah, please write it down!

>it's a little stock
was that just their codeword for it being shit?

Yeah but I think he means generic?

The St Anger documentary is the best music documentary and you can't prove me wrong its perfect.

>I THINK IT'S FUCKING STOCK. WHICH PART OF THAT IS UNCLEAR TO YOU?

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>Lars selling his art collection
>The dawning realisation that their therapist is a shyster
Real kino

>Fuck... FUCK... FUUUUUUUUCK.
>that scene with Lars and Dave in therapy on the day after 9/11
>the band "therapist" passing lyric suggestions to James
>Lars' dad telling him to delete the ambient opening track
>the guitar shit being a little stock
>James slamming the door like a baby when he's butthurt
>Lars flipping out after Jason's show and calling him the future when literally no one remembers his band today
>Jason REEEing about therapy
>James fleeing to Siberia to drink and hunt bears on his son’s first birthday
>HE FOCKING LEFT THE BAND
>Kirk fucking up the riff
docukino if the highest order

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Jason's "fucking LAME" speech is based and said with such conviction, he almost becomes the hero of the movie but then they show his crappy band and you realize James was probably right all along to tell him to shitcan it kek.

another part I like is Lars sulking like a child cos no one told him to wear an hawaiian shirt for kirks birthday.

the funniest scene of all though might be the dvd extra with Swizz Beats

Mustaine crying like a babby because Lars chose James over him lmao

>"think of one-syllable words"
>"asphyxiate"

What about the scene where they are telling Metallica how they can package their new cd? that was some hilarious shit

>now I can sit here and stew in my anger
>MONCH MONCH MONCH MONCH

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>A MUSIC VIDEO FOR EVERY SONG

Pretty sure we wouldn't have Metalocalypse without it.

Lars talked about the sound
James had his little baby feelings hurt and made it about that instead of the music
Fucking hate insecure faggots like James

>Can I say something that I think is bullshit?

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i refuse to believe that this is actually a doco. i always thought of it as a comedy.

This shit drags, these fuckers come across as a bunch of whiney sensitive manchildren
Best music doco is still "Dig!" for how schizo Anton Newcombe is (and arguably a harder man than these faggots)

could never take him seriously after seeing that