The Smiths have absolutely no musical merit whatsoever...

The Smiths have absolutely no musical merit whatsoever. They are a boy band for teenage girls with a non-threatening asexual prancing fairy on stage singing about metaphorically fucking his imaginary genderless lover so parents won't get worked up over it. One of the great mysteries in modern music is how this band ended up being so highly regarded over time and being hailed as genius songwriters, when in reality, there is more sophistication involved in a television commercial jingle than a Smiths song.

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This will never take off as a copypasta

;^)

no, you're right
the only people who like the smiths are lyricsfags and morrisey fangirls

i like his voice i dont even have any songs memorized

Morrissey's solo output up until Vauxhall Rivals the Smiths and sometimes eclipses it imo

I think they're pretty good.

Marr does stumble onto some cool riffs from time to time though. Like Headmaster's ritual

stfu homophobic boomer asshole

Dumbass post
Gee he stumbled around onto a lot of great riffs and built a lot of great songs out of them, what a lucky guy he is

I like the smiths but op is based

The crushing of all queers must proceed posthaste. As a queer figurehead it would be best if Morrissey was publicly crushed, perhaps by steamroller.

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>Boner drag
wtf is this faggotry

Based

Bona Drag is gay slang for "nice clothing"

The Smiths and Red Hot Chili Peppers are both shit bands that are saved by their guitarists

Except Morrissey is one of the greatest songwriters and vocalists in rock and Andy Rourke is one of the best bassists of the 80s.

I will kick your fucking ass

>In February 2013, after much speculation,[319] it was reported that the Staples Center had agreed for the first time ever to make every vendor in the arena completely vegetarian for Morrissey's performance on 1 March, contractually having all McDonald's vendors close down. In a press release, Morrissey stated, "I don't look upon it as a victory for me, but a victory for the animals." The request was previously denied to Paul McCartney.[320][321]

Morrissey confirmed better than The Beatles

Solo Moz is more brash and confident, many lyrics have references to things like sports, strength, masculinity, pride, arrogance but retaining the literary poetic wit he's always had
His Smiths are more of the introverted, lonely mopey and quasi homosexual type

>a non-threatening asexual prancing fairy:
>on reggae music: “The most racist music in the entire world… an absolute total glorification of black supremacy.”
>on black music generally: “I don’t have very cast iron opinions on black music other than black modern music which I detest. I detest Stevie Wonder. I think Diana Ross is awful. I hate all those records in the Top 40 – Janet Jackson, Whitney Houston. I think they’re vile in the extreme.”
>“The modern Loony Left seem to forget that Hitler was Left wing! But of course, we are all called racist now, and the word is actually meaningless.”

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Holy based