ITT: Poorly describe a discography and other anons guess the artist

>le edgy bad girl 80s icon
>le super horny girl 80s icon
>it's still horny but has daddy issues now
>now she wants to be a feminist icon
>nevermind she's hornier than ever now
>at least she is more sutile about it
>she finally found God once again and turned into a prude
>now she's making country and somehow it worked?
>And this kids, is why you don't let vapid celebrities talk about real world issues, they think they know better and instead they brag about sóy lattes and shit
>hey, this has that one song
>hey, this has that other song
>hey this has... nothing
>remember that time when she tried to pull a comeback by been friends with the only popstars on earth who were more pretentious than her and nobody cared?
>Oh... she's still making music?

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Madonna

yeah that was easy

>whoa this guy make funny songs
>whoa this guy make serious songs
>whoa this guy make big songs
>whoa this guy make dumb songs
>whoa this guy make scary songs
>whoa this guy make pop songs
>whoa this guy make fun songs
>whoa this guy make bad songs
>whoa this guy make angry songs
>whoa this guy make fast songs

>Yo i'm so angry and shit, i hate everybody and i want to die
>Yo she did me so wrong ,it was just a little punch in the face, i want to kill myself
>Lol i'm just mixing random shit i'm into and calling my fans into thinking i discovered genres, i'm like the Beatles y'all
>hey, i'm dead stop using my demos
>YO IT'S BEEN A FUCKING YEAR, STOP USING ALL THE SHIT I HAD LEFT

>we're shit but journo faggots love us
>we're literally a pop group now
>dude weed lmao
>we're literally a pop group again
>maybe our incompetent asses will finally make it big if we spend a million dollars per track

>pop punk about hating women
>get popular by making it a bit poppier
>not really pop punk anymore
>especially not pop punk, but still very fun
>guys we’re going on hiatus
>hiatus over, have even worse, poppier stuff now with some hip hop influence
>the journey continues and gets worse
>fuck it we’re bad now, have shitty edm as a lead single

Blink-182

Fall Out Boy, although I'm confused with the album rollout there

I can only think of Daft Punk, but in that case that's an unfairly condescending take

...Eminem?

>Mediocre
>Good
>Horrible
>Horrible
>Horrible
>Horrible
>REALLY fucking horrible.
>Horrible
>Mediocre
>Surprisingly very good
>Horrible
>Horrible
>Horrible
>Pretty good
>Horrible.

that's far too fucking vague

>9/11 vampires
>Shadow of the Colossus but pop punk
>dying of what this band is amirite lmao
>this album takes place in the future 3 years ago

mcr

Oh dammit

Weezer

>we the baddest metal band on the planet
>we the baddest metal band on the planet
>we the baddest metal band on the planet
>we the baddest metal band on the planet but need to uselessly pad out our songs to 9 minutes
>we commercial buttrock now
>we commercial buttgrunge now
>we bloated middle aged addicts now
>we old men making bad pastiches of our classic material and doing shitty collabs with even older men

>another fag who got filtered by Maladroit because of being in between Green and Raditude
kys

If anything it's green that filters out retards

>i want to have sex
>i want to party and have sex
>i want to spend my money and have sex
>i want to be a pop dive and have sex
>i want to experiment and have sex
>i want to be a critical darling and have sex
>i want to be like le tranny duo and have sex
>i want to be like le bri'ish disco girl and have sex

Bjork?

no, but probably inspired by Bjork