He's right you know

he's right you know

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>Hamilton
That's fucking turbonormie central

this is the only joke zoomers know how to make

Literally all of the people I knew in high school who were into the Smiths were art hoes or alt-girls or dudes who weren't forever aloners.

And I'm saying that as a non-Smiths fan.

lmaooo honestly started to laugh once he threw down The Stranger however though a lot of this stuff is pretty normal to like on the Internet at this point and plenty of women date guys that like this stuff and they like it themselves. meme is almost a decade too late to be true

More like "you spent too much time on the normie pseud side of the internet"

it's really just projection
the guy has slipknot, violet femmes, and deftones in this lol

it's just "show things you like and make a self deprecating joke about not getting pussy and hopefully you'll get a couple girls in your dms because secretly you still think your taste is cool even though you're pretending to make fun of it"

I don't wear band tees, listen to those bands, read books, collect robot toys, play Counter Strike, use Spotify or have a tattoo and I've still never had a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong?

That EVA pop toy made me vomit in my mouth
Besides that, none of those would really impede your progress in fucking a woman

truth

Having a girlfriend is the ultimate cope. What do you need her for? I'm being serious. Sex? You can jerk off into infinity. Intimacy? Cuck shit. You need someone to vent or talk to? Talk to your mom or sister or a female friend. People get ''girlfriends'' because of social status and to tell others ''look, i've fucked this hot chick'', when in reality it means nothing. People getting girlfriends to feel better is a cope because most of the time life's perfectly fine as it is and you can live nicely in solitude. And just for the record i've had a girlfriend, but it was all fucking and no intimacy, you just ''break each others heart'' when you break up and you're left with a hole in your heart. Why do people still need this? If it's still sex, buy a whore and fuck her or if you're a pussy, talk for half an hour and vent and then fuck her.

the stranger is funny as hell to me but I can imagine the sort of dude it attracts

>hamilton
>Uncle Ted

what drugged-out zoomer nonsense is this

t. fucks chicks everyday

>women's validation
Cringe

You do need a woman if you want to breed. That’s basically all it boils down too though. We definitely don’t need sex, you’re right about that

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So what if I got married user?

I was looking everywhere to find it, I was looking at his tabs, his bookmarks, everything but it's just the name, good catch

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You talk like a 13 year old who just found porn grow up bro

Why did you take his bait?

Curation is the new sex

user is right about almost everything, but I think we're still going to act instinctively despite that.

Only 3k hours in a video game. Am i supposed to be taking this post seriously