Post 10/10 albums ill start

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Black Midi: Schlagenheim, A review of
June 22, 2019
It honestly disgusts me that people are calling this shit "rock" music. This is a fucking disgrace, and really highlights how far rock as a genre has fallen. REAL Rock Music is AC/DC, Rose Tattoo, Guns and Roses, Led Zepplin, Aerosmith and INXS. This isn't rock, This is shit.

Honestly though, they named themselves Black Midi? Are you FUCKING kidding me? Fuck these guys, do they even have any idea what a BLACK MIDI is? It takes hours to compose Black Midi music and incredible hardware to even attempt playing it. These guys literally just have a fucking seizure on their guitar and call it a day, fucking no time is put into it at all, it lacks soul, just as the band lacks any fucking talent when it comes to naming themselves.

I am so fucking livid, I can't fucking take it anymore, people guarding these talentless hacks with the guise of it being "experimental" or "Avante-Garde" or even "Neo-Prog-Rock" or whatever the kids are calling it these days. If you like this kind of shit get your epileptic friend, give him your guitar and turn on the fucking strobe light, because you just created your very own Black Midi guitar solo.

The only member of the band with talent is the drummer, and he's black.

Another thing that really grinds my gears about this fucking god awful fucking band is that they used a mobile phone to play a sample through an electric guitar pickup, and this dude sits on his ass on his phone while the drummer does all the hard work. Fucking Millenials always on their fucking phones, even during a live performance.

In closing, I'd honestly rather listen to 21 pilots while watching the live-action Garfield movie because this is just fucking awful.

Fuck this band.
Fuck this album.
1.34/57

Drummer score:
32/43.8

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But user, that album only has one good song. I rate it definitely-not-a-10/10

Is anyone gonna start the thread?

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10/10 if you're 15 years old
No
Fuck kind of a band name is "Eskimo Callboy" kek
>I am 17 and have no friends: the post
What the fuck lmao
Giving anything with "stoner" in the genre name a high score is like putting a sign on your head that you were dropped on your head
Underrated sure but no reason to call it a 10/10
Shame that that cover was wasted on such a stupid album
Good album
Gets dry as fuck in the second half
Come on man we all know Superunknown is better

idk i honestly love bmf, superunknown and dotu equally, but bmf was the first "grunge" album to blur the genre lines with sludge, doom, thrash, stoner, and does it to perfection. timeless album and band.

also post your 10/10s, if we get critiqued then your head gets to go on the chopping block as well

based picks

Fair enough

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Guess I’ll go first

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