Come on baby start those fryers
Come on baby start those fryers
Excessive alcohol consumption makes you bloat like that.
Show me the way to the next charcoal grill
I tell you, meat must fry
I tell you, meat must fry.
(With no apologies whatsoever to Kurt Weil)
SHE GET FAT
SHE GET FAT
SHE GET FAT
YEEEAAAAAHHHHH
That’s a boss
Pasta twirl…
this is one of my favorite threads lately. thank you.
Father
Yes son?
I want to eat you
>unlimited free-flow access to all the best women and drugs
>unlimited freedom to do all the best leisure activities of any sort
Why the fuck did he choose alcohol? Serious question
It’s easy to get anywhere, it’s legal
LET ME EAT ALL NIGHT IN YOUR
STOCKED KITCHEN
WARM MY MEAT ON YOUR
GENTE STOVE
The glutton awoke before dawn
He put his bib on
He didn’t choose it. He just became an alcoholic. Many such cases.
Kek
Hello, I'm hungry
Won't you lend me your plate
THE CHICKEN STRIPS
ARE BEING FILLED
Like a pot of chicken bones
Stewing on the stove
Get butter for the buns
Jello
I love you
But how are you made
I AM
BOUT TO MACK THIS FLAN
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON NOW FUDGE ME BABE
GOT THE SWEETS
WRAPPED UP
INSIIIIIIIIDE A PLAAAAASTIC BOX
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our large cajun fries, the end
Of our fried beef and rice, the end
No extra serving size, the end
I'll never order just two sides, again