Brian May never walk again

Brian May never walk again

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How does this nigga garden???

Ghost of Freddie got him

Kek

More like buttrock muscles, amirite fellow zoomers

>"gardening"
Oh you Brits and you quirky euphemisms

AAAAAAAAH MY AAAAAAAAARSE

I would hate to have this level of fame.

Yeah, anything mildly bad or embarrassing happens to you and the media already have fifty articles up about it. Constant invasion of personal shit. Must suck.

>Old man falls over

what a headline!

based

Wrong. I want the entire world to be notified the minute I leave the toilet without flushing, and for reporters to be in my bushes waiting for the minute I go to scratch my nuts. It's just so funny

>Queen is buttrock

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god dammit

Freddie saw Brian being too big for his britches and thought to take him down a peg

he was getting some ass plowing done, in his ass.... if you know what I mean...

how do you tear you buttocks while gardening? did he fell on his scissors?

>during lockdown
how long ago was this lel?

sometimes you push your tool a little too far in the mud and can hurt your butt. either that or he was taking a big load of seed and fertilizer and tore a muscle

10/10

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holy shit

>how long ago was this lel?
everyone with a conscious is still in lockdown. the plandemics not fucking over!

he broek his ars