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LARPing is based
Black Metal is based

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Shartanic Diapermaster sucks

Shartastic Fartmaster sucks balls and eats shit

>t.

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Overrated

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this

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as usual, black metal aesthetic filters posers and normies alike. remember to do your part by gatekeeping these people

Why's it alsways the saaaaaame?

i can only listen to inherently bad genres like metal when it is charting and is post-metal, the post really elevates the music and makes it much more mature, impactful and deep and meaningful and acceptable for a rymer like me to listen to. post-metal is the best subgenre of metal, everything else is talentless noise. post-metal has done more for the genre than anything released in the last 50 years. When I see a new highly rated metal album with bad genres in it like black metal or death metal and it has no outside influences I 0.5 immediately even without listening. It is my duty as a rymer

bost black metal aesthetics

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Looking like a sad circus clown with anal worms is not an aesthetic

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The word you're looking for is uniform. I want the luigi dwarves back.

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>Weakling
P based
>Benighted
Based
>Finnish dm
CRINGE
>Jap hc
Cringe as all fuck, if you like this shit kys

this is one of the best

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The only thing i enjoy is deathklok. i am pleb
what is rhythm to you?
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Dreck Fagal fags posting tveir gay porn collection again

So is Slipknot done?

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You sound like a faggot.

leave the hall, you've been ousted

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WHAT ARE YOU FUCKERS BLASTING!!!

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>t.

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Wow fire, circus gypsies are very fond of such theatrics as well

that's because it's melodic death metal and hasn't become so laser-focused on being edgy that it forgot to be music.
also it's taking the piss out of itself.

legit
C natural is the only tuning i care for.

BLOOOOSTIN!
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The classic.

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is this 100 gecs

>nooooo if you dont dress up like a clown nonce you've been eckin filterinoed

Metal, unlike you. Iron Nappy is hated here.

>black metal fags think this is badass

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>I've come here to castrate the thrashnny listeners

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favorite albums of the year so far please

they made a shit cartoon as a monument to edgy.if anything its moking the edgy nature of metal. there is no taking it seriously.

>band is from a hue country other than Mexico or Chile
I won't listen to your music

>here's your kvlt bm band bro

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it's funny but still badass, but this is even better

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This is remarkable. It sounds at least 10 years ahead of its time on the black metal timeline

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Wormrot - Hiss

Why larp as a D&D villain, when you could dress like an adult?

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user... have you actually not clocked that the whole of metalocalypse is satire?
did that somehow pass you by?
user, have you actually missed the entire cartoon taking the piss out of death metal?

Or you could just listen to metal made by musicians instead of try hard edgy niggers. damn you guys are retarded lol

wheres the african metal

>implying these are the only 2 options
Nice strawman retard. You could just not dress like a fuckwit?

Akercocke? More like Akercock

me on the left

where are their fedoras?

>black metalers think this looks cool

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Wormrot, GBK, ICDD and Pharmacist from the top of my head

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>mfw I see a death metal fan in public

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I swear to god whenever someone posts garbage like this or Taake or Opeth or whatever my eyes just roll out of their fucking sockets. We've all listened to this stuff when we were 13, take this shit somewhere else. Fucking casuals the whole lot of you.

Are The Beatles the first kvlt?

>Being this obsessed with the color of the musician's panties vs what comes out of their amps
So this is where all the wannabe grownup 14-year-olds from the youtube comments ended up.

Nattramn mogs any

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