>At a party at a friend's friend's place
>he has a electric guitar and a decent amp
>friend's friend plays thunderstruck and such
>hey user you play guitar too right? Play something lol
>get extremely nervous
>approach the amp and look at the other as they wait with anticipation
>set the amp to max overdrive, completely dry, full bass EQ
>people are gathering around to listen
>I take the strap on my shoulder
>I'm breathing heavily as everyone are starring at me, sweating uncontrollably
>see the qt3.14 I have been hitting on for months is here
>put my arms out to the side in a floaty fashion
>... "I'M A COWARD... PUT YOUR KNIFE IN ME"
>KKKKVRRM KVRRM KVRRM
>KVRM KVRM KVRM KVRM
>PUT YOUR KNIFE IN ME PUT YOUR KNIFE IN ME PUT YOUR KNIFE ME
>everyone is looking at me like I'm a monster
>look at qt
>I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOU I LOOOOOOVE YOOOUUUUUUU
>See the qt with a disappointed and sad look in her eyes as her girlfriend pulls he sleeve to drag her away
>UUUUUUUUSEEEELEEEEEESS
>PUT YOUR KNIFE IN ME
>my eyes water up and I fall to me knees
>crying as I lie on my back strumming the same chord, screaming "UUUUUSEEELESSSS"
>friend turns off amp and takes guitar off me and drags me outside the party
>I lay on the grass and wonder how much more original I was than that thunderstruck faggot
At a party at a friend's friend's place
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Guitar at a party is easy. Do ascending Em pentatonic (just hammer ons and open notes so easy when drunk) with an Em chord at the end and a bend or two and you'll have them cheering
i would've sucked your dick right on the spot
or you could've just played sweet child o mine
Fine if it's electric, if it's a shitty small acoustic (most likely at house parties) it's really hard to get the reach to play anything under the 12th fret. Also SCoM is tuned half a step down but noone will notice playing it half a step up.
you can still play smells like teen spirit on an acoustic
Just learn Frevo Rasgado, it’s a panty dropper fo sho
>Swans
She thinks you're a faggot for playing gay hipster garbage.
It's 4 chords. Way too basic and sounds shit on acoustic without the characteristic switch into distortion
just play more than words then
if i'm ever at a party I just play my originals typically with a bit of ad libbed pentatonic/major scale soloing, I don't impress guitar geeks but they aren't even usually there
I did play tell me why by Neil Young once though and the folk style along with my singing definitely touched some of my friends
shut up
>her girlfriend
based dyke
>At a party at a friend's friend's place
>he has a electric guitar and a decent amp
>friend's friend plays thunderstruck and such
>hey user you play guitar too right? Play something lol
>get extremely nervous
>approach the amp and look at the other as they wait with anticipation
>set the amp to max overdrive, completely dry, full bass EQ
>people are gathering around to listen
>I take the strap on my shoulder
>I'm breathing heavily as everyone are starring at me, sweating uncontrollably
>see the qt3.14 I have been hitting on for months is here
>put my arms out to the side in a floaty fashion
>play
youtu.be
>Tell Me Why
Nice
If it's normies just play the Crazy Train riff, they'll love it
Bark At The Moon is better.
Imagine thinking this
Every time I play guitar in front of people it becomes a Sonic Youth cover.
>sorry guys I just need to get out my.....tuner.....real quick......
Normies will literally think you created Bark at the Moon.
>Hey man you got any more heavy gauge strings around? Can I use your pedalboard too? What do you mean you don't have any pedals?
>yeah yeah TWO pedals
>I need to stand on both and kind of wiggle around
>no you'll see it's really good
>it's a double bass drum pedal
>You guys ever heard of trivium?
>let me just warm up my voice real quick
>OINK OINK OINK SQUEEEEEEEEEEE SQUEEEEEEEEEE OINK OINK