California

california

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illinois

imagine what the man could do if he had range

how is this music related

imagine if he said new york?

HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEE

reminder that cher raped him

>imagine what the man could do if he had range

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It where it happens. Pic rel is from 20 minutes ago. Take the socal pill.

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SWeet alamba

kauai better

>checks early life section
>every. damn. time.
They pretend to be Californians, but they always turn out to be hand-rubbing Michiganders.

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lucky bastard

CAAAAAA
YEEAAAHHH
LEEEEEEAAAAA
FAAAAWWWNNNN
YEEEEAAAHHHHH
UUUUHHHHHH
*doodle doodle weeeowwwww*
chika-chika FFFTTHHHPP BLHRRRPPPHHTTT

based

namedrop states beside california?

WIKKA LICKA HICKEY FRICKEY MICKEY
GETTIN LAID IN THA STATE OF MISSISSIPPI
SKIBBITY BOP BOOM POW HOW NOW CALIFOONYEAH
>*slap* *pop* *slap*
SUCK MY SHIT
UHN!
>*slap* *pop* *thud*
KISS MY PISS
>*minute long 2 note guitar solo*
HOKKA PONG POM POW
DINGA DANG DANG
DINGA DANG DANG DANG
CAN I GET A LIL
>*SLAPASLAPASLAPA* *POP* WAHOO
STANKY STANKY

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apparently I'm like 3 degrees of separation from anthony kiedis

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DOWN IN CALIWALLY
SLURPIN IN THE ALLEY
SUCKING ON A PENIS AND TALKIN TO YOUR DADDY

Otsego

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Timeless classic.