82 years old

>82 years old
What's his secret?

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Money and having insecurities

no fucking way his hair and beard are natural...

weekly plastic surgery

Ringo is a fucking retarded manlet im also a manlet like him i hage my life my own mon mocked me for being short fuck that bitch

All the Beetlers should have been killed a long time ago.

Peace and love

a friend of mine’s dad owns a recording studio down South, and he said Ringo was a POS coke head who yelled at his wife the entire time he was recording his album. He probably beat her, too.

This.

>probably
Its well known.

Be water, my friend

We could tell you but then would have to kill you (too)

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he seemed pretty easy going in that terrible 8 hour long documentary

The Beatles were assembled by the Tavistock Institute and British Intelligence. "Paul McCartney" is played by twins. The Beatles' songs were written by a committee of talented songwriters, not the ones credited on the records.

But he's also an incredibly skilled drummer. Are you?

He should be dead. McCartney is the only Beatle deserving of a long life

great immune system from being a sickly child

>McCartney is the only Beatle deserving of a long life
(not true, by the way)

The water wasn't poisoned back then

HAPPY 82nd BIRTHDAY, SIR RICHARD!
PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL!
(And yes, that includes the Beatle haters, and Ringo haters, and all the Blue meanies a well)

peace and love (being insanely rich)

Nobody will ever be as good as the beatles/

you spelled george harrison wrong

Based

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Dude looks almost half his age