Why was Hager joining Van Halen a hated move for "true" fans?

Why was Hager joining Van Halen a hated move for "true" fans?

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Van Halen fans were (are) notorious fudgepackers and couldn't handle genuine masculinity.

correct

zoomers wtf.

Based homosexual boomer

Cuz Diamond Dave and EVH had a unique chemistry that resulted in fireworks- sort of an oil/water mix. The friction resulted in lightening in the bottle magic.

When SlaphappySammy joined the danger was gone. They were just too buddy-buddy doing the conga across the stage. Sammy was servicable, they made some decent music but nothing remotely as cool or interesting as the Classic DLR 6-pack. DLR was one of the most unique and interesting characters in all of rock and roll. Sammy made you want to party...Dave was the party.

Even the reunion album from 2012 shows just how combustible and awesome DLR/EVH were.


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>couldn't handle genuine masculinity
lol. Is that why Dave took out paternity insurance on his penis?

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What I really want to know is why does literally noone ever remark on the oddity that their drummer is a literal chinaman?
Like:
>here's edward van halen
>here's david hagar
>here's the bass player with a budweiser bass
>here's a random chinaman

>oddity that their drummer is a literal chinaman?
is this what amounts to zoomer insight? is that all you have to offer the conversation?

The Van Halen Brothers mother was from the Philipines.

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>In Hong Kong, you would be dead
>t. guy on the right
See what I mean?

>their drummer is a literal chinaman?
eddie and alex had a dutch father and an indonesian mother

Yes, I see that you are, in fact, retarded. Thanks for being honest.

you are correct- Indonesia not philipines.

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>a dutch father and an indonesian mother
Gross

>Gross
Cringe

A jew and two hapas tried to make cockrock? No wonder VH sucks.

>Sammy made you want to party...Dave was the party.
well put

>No wonder VH sucks.
They made some of the best cock rock in the history of rock. Are all zoomers this retarded? wtf is wrong with you?

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Yeah, I dunno man. Van Halen was great regardless.
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It's fair to prefer one guy over the other, but to say Van Halen sucked ass because of them is just retarded.

It's a DLR quote: "Sam throws a party. I AM the party."

Have a Dave

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>Hager
VH ESL
Roth is retard