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Diaper-Samurai edition
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Hate these odious displays of pamperpissing
They are the antithesis of metal

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how to make metal friends in the middle of nowhere?

Go to a show in a city

Why the hell would you even want that? Just look at all us faggots and our awful behaviour around here. make some cool friends instead.

ya'll making friends?

grindr

I doubt I'm going to form lasting relationships like that
I want to listen to metal tigether maybe and not some pop or hiphop

is that like a website for grindcore?

Just put your friends in your car and force them to listen to metal. Punch them and/or scream something about how the driver gets to decide what music is played.

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>metal
>friends
only people I have ever met in person who liked "metal" and weren't overweight boomers were only ever into metalcore bullshit like a7x

whats wrong with overweight boomers most of my friends were in their 30s while im in my 20s

You were groomed bro...

yes, everyone there is a massive fan of grindcore

I used to do stuff like this when I was 17 and I hate myself for being cringe.
I subjected my closest friends to obnoxiously loud Suicide Silence just because they had no choice if they wanted the ride.

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You faggots would never act like you act here irl

and you listen to what?

I subjected my brown turk buddy to Reign in Blood and he actually liked it

progressive noisecore

One friend is a chill guy who's like "i wouldnt listen to this in my own time, but it's fun to sperg out to now and then". He even liked GBK recently so he's still too laid back to care all these years later.
The other friends are very much "for fucks sake, you get one song and then it's back to normal shit".

one guy told me to play "my" music actually
lol ironically?

I actually did meet a guy who was into metal on grindr

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This is how all metal should sound desu

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Based Bongman

>shorts

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BLASTING

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get your friends to listen to metal

Once I was with a few friends and they were showing off what they were listening to recently. None of them are into metal, they were all playing house music and stuff like that. I still decided to be completely honest and played Sarcofago's Crust. They just sat there looking very uncomfortable. I even went "the whole thing is like 10 minutes, let's just listen to all of it" and made them sit through the whole thing, kek.

all this talk about friends got me feeling a little grim

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crying metal

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Brutal death metal? I have no friends bro