KPOP GENERAL

finally a good thread

yeji

youtube.com/watch?v=uR0dnQFsQHg

ya like jazz?

youtu.be/MVw-mX2SUFM

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"jisun", yes...

so she likes elevator background music?

jazz more like jizz cus
it sucsk

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more than one (it's ok when my girls are topping btw)

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slightly agape sluggy

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slug likes true jazz

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certainly hope not. caring not only about what's charting but what's charting in another country, that would be intellectually embarrassing

think epik high and akmu
less coltrane and brubeck

there's a lot of kpop songs that fit the summer day vibes
but are there kpop songs that fit the summer nights vibes?

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even mediocre jazz is great music

youtu.be/H6t96utevCI

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that isn't jazz
hate the vocalists
but it's a nice song

they're shallow asian yuppies

what is a summer night vibe
like the day is sunny
the night is just like
dark
like any other night

oncels everyone

wow, she's beautiful

does jinsoul like jazz?

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jazz? i love steely dan

i didnt mean anything by ching uim sorry plrease dont hold that against me i was more asking if you aw that not that conspiracy part i didnt mean that i dont believe thats real please im tearing up please sorry

"your thing was so big and girthy, oppa"

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days in winter are also sunny

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post actual gook jazz
this is the closest i got
youtube.com/watch?v=SZE-iqbuZ-g

youtube.com/watch?v=7mVN_QYhjhg

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squid...

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not if you live in canada

man up, sis

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More Seolhyun please

youtu.be/G9iDK2LrhHw
youtu.be/_oCptmj2gIQ

The name Red Velvet is aesthetically bland as hell. The group's name should've beenRed/Velvet.

I must say I was extremely disappointed when I read that the next SM girl group was simply Red Velvet. After f(x) I was hoping for a more daring stylization, so reading those words like that, not even all caps, was heartbreaking.

Now with SM latest group, my then disappointment has turned into a headache I don't think it will end soon enough...

Just see it for yourself:

S.E.S.

소녀시대 Sonyeo Sidae (aka SNSD) (aka Girls' Generation) (aka GG)

f(x) (aka XF — thank you Neil Tennant!)

Red Velvet

æspa

See? It's almost wrong.

You may argue that there's a pattern there, due to SNSD consistency on letters only but I disagree considering the group's subunits; Sonyeo Sidae-TaeTiSeo (aka Girls' Generation-TTS), and SNSD-Oh!GG — this exclamation mark felt like a gift from heavens, by the way.

I know South Korean society omits slashes from titles in Hangul when they can, but 레드/벨벳 would look a lot better too.

And regardless of Red Velvet being the odd one within the agency, the lack of a slash is sad disservice to the group's discography. Imagine the impact fans would feel knowing with absolute certainty what The Perfect Red Velvet would stand for — musically that is, not as an acronym.

The group's concept of duality would have been straight up obvious instead of misleading the audience thinking it'd refer to the terribly overrated dessert.

It extends to the subunit too: Red/Velvet - IRENE/SEULGI is equally eye catching. Simply a pleasure to lay your eyes on.

It pains me to admit it, but I can't place Red Velvet alongside a group whose western name is made by Greek letters that resemble ones from the Latin alphabet, and another that it's all lowercases with one letter being replaced by a number in my top shelf. I can't.

The absence of slash in Red Velvet didn't allow the group to reach its full, undeniable potential.

secret yejibro meeting tonight

>kanada
wew

it's called high bong

k

i really dont believe taht!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ay92V19jCJg

what's wrong with canada

we've got a meeting in the ladies room

shut the fuck up

kinda miss nugudan

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its influenced by jazz its sort of like pop jazz

post what you think is real "jazz"

i was asking more if you saw the goats head and devil stuff like its lore! nothing like the other stuff

>i didnt mean anything by ching uim sorry plrease dont hold that against me i was more asking if you aw that not that conspiracy part i didnt mean that i dont believe thats real please im tearing up please sorry

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real jazz is unironically the worst music and if you like it you're gay

my waifu and I listen to metal

is this pic real? google image search just brings up actual gore

based child

nothing

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what chingu is this?

that's not how real blood looks my friend

didn't mean to make you this agitated
that was a bit harsh of me, sorry
was just trying to say that engaging with that kind of posting leads to falling down bad rabbit holes that are hard to get out off
i did, curious choice from the set designers, let's end it at that
youtube.com/watch?v=zjBYrugOnXQ

squid?

is this the first "rei" post

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>did jazz even chart
>how many album variants are there
>what is the fan chant for take five

elaborate, what song sucks?

that guy sounds weirdly judgmental and fairly ignorant to be honest, not worth freaking out over if he's the type of person to get put off by something like that

still no subs on the jisun vlog PLEDIS

youtube.com/watch?v=Fo9Xf4wRjXc
youtube.com/watch?v=Fo9Xf4wRjXc
youtube.com/watch?v=Fo9Xf4wRjXc

>you don't know anything about real jazz

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my sister went to school with this guy

ya like jazz?

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レイちゃんのマンコ食べたい

who are you quoting?

mommy jihyo feet

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What do you think about Huey Lewis and the News?

>what is the fan chant for take five
ok yeoleobun for the choreo for this you're going to need to count to 10

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Read-Velvit

yeji listens to jazz

youtu.be/8YEtHy9iEmg

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[enter-talk] I GOT TURNED OFF WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT LOONA CHUU HAD AN EX BOYFRIEND

1. [+200, -6]
So what if she had a boyfriend before?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I don't even like Chuu but even I find that Chuu's face and personality are cute so of course guys would line up for her. OP, perhaps, that's not... the case for you?

2. [+145, -5]
Did you think of marrying her before finding out about her boyfriend's pictures.....?

3. [+108, -5]
?.. OP-ah, are you a loser?

4. [+97, -1]
Seems like it was written by the company. So dark...ㅋ

5. [+55, 0]
Is her company trying to take Chuu down?ㅋㅋㅋ just stop

6. [+31, 0]
This is so messy. Employee-yah, quit working for Blockberry already. I feel like they'll get ruined soon

7. [+25, 0]
So cute, Chuu congrats on swithing companies!

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JAZZ JOKES

this was peak jisun
youtube.com/watch?v=wzjuWen5Q18

say something nice about my waifu

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>OP, perhaps, that's not... the case for you?
lmao i know OP was seething after this

"American Pyscho"

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squid...

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impeccable history knowledge

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

shes kind of holding the mic like a dick so it's easier to imagine her giving a handy

sex

if you're under 40 and you like jazz, you're nothing but a pretentious little shit.

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this was peak jisun

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i like feel good and dm jisun the most

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her average sized funbags probably look alright

what about jazz musicians?

this is the kind of retarded take people drive by here to make about kpop

okay but which kpop listens to albert ayler and anthony braxton and andrew hill?

youtube.com/watch?v=X9wzpBom4W4

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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what the FUCK

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soryr it was my fault i made it weird im stupid sorry i wont bring it up again ill just say i really dont think any of that is reall i didnt mean to make you upset im sorry please dont stop talking to me i like being your friendyoutube.com/watch?v=xA3-NV2tZhM

>tfw no more solly content
I wonder if they keep in touch

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youtube.com/watch?v=ziJR0nZ_lNQ

holy shit this is good

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>this made gooks piss and cum their pants

tragic there's no way to listen to music from before our birth. all those bops and bangers lost to time, devoured like carrion by the forgetful worms of oblivion

metal and prog rock is the better version of jazz

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youtube.com/watch?v=SuZu2EMgLSc

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sis this is what happens when you let the schizo ramblings get to you

she's a runner
she's a track star

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you'd like to think they do

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cbs meltdown

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