Why are they trying so hard to make this guy a thing?

Why are they trying so hard to make this guy a thing?

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tired of all the female indie rockers

Who?

Are "they" in the room with you now user?

Yes and it's Ian Cohen telling me to check out the most middling emo/pop punk band you've ever heard.

He just got signed to 4AD, do you expect them to NOT market the shit outta him?

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Akademiks?

>black
>can play music that appeals to a pitchork audience
>can make music that appeals to a basic bitch top 40 audience
>willing and able to do both

He's a label exec's wet dream

Every fuckin shitty ass Pitchfork approved flavor of the month band is on either 4AD or Rough Trade, aren't they?

kek thought the same.

Or Matador. Or Domino. Or Captured. Or XL. Or Sub Pop. Or Merge. Or Warp. Or Hyperclub. Or Fools Gold. Or Stones Throw.

Really all Pitchfork is, is an institution that "indie" labels (big labels that are less big than the big 4) can use to payola their shit into the awareness of the general music-buying public

>indie artists are... LE BAD!
i really don't need imagine dragons, mgk and tiktok bedroom pop to affect my kino indiependent alt stations anymore, thanks

he is a thing he is a living breathing human being!

His dad literally works for FEMA

Yes? What did you expect? They're the big indie labels so obviously the artists that pitchfork shills will be on them. That's how it's always been.

And why should I care? If I'm listening to music, why should the artist's parent's history be relevant to me at all?

Its ya boi Akademicks

>Stones Throw
>big
kek

ODC ressurected and off crack?

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