Times your family commented on music

>listening to Depeche Mode
>overhear my Dad telling my Mom "He's listening to the homo music again"

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My dad likes to keep up with music, but I still remember one time he went in my room while I was playing Loveless, randomly got really mad, and was like "it's not music, it's just random sounds and noise!" That memory still cracks me up.

I don't listen to abrasive music that much, but sometimes I do play things like hardcore punk, extreme metal, industrial, etc. My stepfather must've overheard it once, because he once bragged about how he didn't listen to that music that's just screaming like people like nowadays. Which was also funny, because he's about 70.

>listening to bjork
>mom says she can't sing and starts imitating her voice with monkey noises

Holy mother of based

haha user your mom is awesome

Wouldn't that imply user is based? (he isn't)

:(

Sorry user, at least you have a based mom

I guess you could say words like violence broke the silence and came crashing in to your little world.

But it is homo music. Not as homo as The Cure or George Michel, but very homo.

>random music show on the tv
>two blacks rapping and singing
>dad starts yelling at the tv

Based dad

>buy velvet underground and nico vinyl
>dad asks to see it
>he reads "andy warhol"
>he thinks andy warhol is the name of the band

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I love your Mom. Is she single?

KEK based Mom

that sarcofago album is sick by the way

>start listening to Strawberry Jam
>dad walks in
>”why does this sound like a mariachi band on speed?”

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>be huge ska fag
>Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, checkerboard Vans
>Over hear my mom talking to her friends about their kids
>He's really into music
>Listens to alot of Jazz

>listening to Ramones first album
>Dad walks by, pauses and listens for a few seconds
>"Meh, Heavy Metal Beach Boys" and walks off

>listening to The Cramps
>Mom starts singing along to "Green Door"

>autistically listening to "Hot Head" by Capt Beefheart over and over
>little brother comes into the room
>starts jumping up and down like a monkey and hollering "Pot head! Pot head! Pot head!"

>That time my dad watch the halftime show with Kendrick Lamar and whoever else was there
I hate that shit too but lel

My dad has been browsing Any Forums since the beginning and he's way more nerdy than I am. He was making fun of me for still listening to death grips the other day.

That’s a real father figure

Replace the cure with the smiths and oasis

>on road trip with my dad and brother
>put on "yanqui uxo" by godspeed you black emperor
>album finishes
>dad says "well, I hope you didn't pay money for that"

Son get off and clean the house, I’m banging your mom and her friend. When I get home, it better be clean

>Listening to technical melodic death metal
>Grandma comes over
>"Grandma do you like this musics?"
>No
I thought she would like it because it is "good". This is how saying "everybody is the same" effects people who think literally or are honest, I guess? Like I really don't understand how any adult can be a true believer in equality, but I was when I was a kid, and it made me think my grandma would probably like Arsis if she approached it with an open mind. I can not forgive liberals and progressives for their imprecise and manipulative use of language, such as when they instruct children now that men and women are simultaneously equal and so different that one must become the other if one seems to be too unlike the most typical cases of either sex. Non-autists and evil autists must be kept down by religious autists, it seems.
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Kek

You sound insufferable.

Based schizo rant

what the fuck are you talking about retard

>his Grandma doesn't like death metal
>blame it on liberals
Conservatives are seriously retarded