Gives his extremely limited perspective on something but phrases it as if it's a fact or commonly held belief

>gives his extremely limited perspective on something but phrases it as if it's a fact or commonly held belief
NONE OF US LIKED THAT SHIT MAN

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Did you fail the indie rock quiz for his discord server or something?

>x band is bad because some snobby hipsters I used to kiss up to 30 years ago didn't like them

What the fuck are you talking about.

god when the national music association of indie music corp wrote that article on Lee Brax’s “CandleWax Dreamscape” album calling it “Ronald the Donald-core” it made me SO MAD. We have to get out in the streets, driver to these fuckers’ houses and lynch the fucking monkeys. I told Daniel to fuck off with that review and that I had the biggest ‘tegridy around town man. Don’t fuck with me man. When I was like TEN you know how I listened to music? On a fucking tape recorder stolen from a single crackhead stripper mother with a busted up lip. My generation had to get AIDS to listen to Mcfuzzy’s infinite jazz house. And the shit was boppin y’know. Fr fr I hook my kids up with that shit. We were there when techno trip hardcore baby powder house core revival artists hid their names under Morse code so journalists couldn’t find em

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>Wow, you kids think NMH is good? Lol you guys should totally listen to The Shit Rams from Providence. Now that was a band! I literally have everything that they ever put on CD, cassette, and vinyl. Sure, their music was forgettable and sold like shit but I was at their shows and it makes me look knowledgeable to know about them. I love eating up 90's/80's alt-rock bullshit. I also used to get shit drunk and embarrass myself in public. Yeah, those were the days. I love smelling farts btw.

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I don't know who the hell this is but Any Forums has successfully propagandized me into hating him. Good job lads

>And it just pisses me off to hear these journalists go on and on in these florid, bullshit pieces about how The Strokes were such a huge deal. Yeah, the fucking Strokes. Are you kidding me? Not a single one of these journalists would even touch the shit we were actually listening to. It was all terrible, and probably completely undeserving of attention, but I WAS THERE MAN. I WAS FUCKING THERE.

Based Chris making nu/mu/ seethe.

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